Witty Title

Editing my about page on mobile is near impossible so here’s my carrd ig https://neoaspect.crd.co/

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[thoughtportal]

I hope we all make it

[segamascott]

[restlesshush]

I feel like it would be useful if people conceived of causing emotional harm to others more through the lens of being the emotional equivalent to stepping on someone’s foot. Like obviously you can step on someone’s foot deliberately and maliciously, but most of the time if someone tells you you stepped on their foot you’re going to go “oh sorry I didn’t realise!” and stop doing it and try not to do it again. Getting caught up in how it makes you feel to be Someone Capable of Stepping on Others’ Feet would be a transparently self indulgent distraction from the other person’s pain, but also like… that’s just a status you hold by virtue of being human. Never ever ever stepping on someone’s foot is not really achievable, and therefore is not necessary to being a Good Person: what matters is that you do not step on others’ feet deliberately, and – most importantly – that you react kindly and calmly to any inadvertent foot-stepping you have been doing being brought to your attention, so that you can make best use of it as something that will help you reduce the amount of foot-stepping you will do in the future.

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[troutreznor]

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

how many have you watched?

none of them...

1 - 10

11 - 20

21 - 30

31 - 40

41 - 50

51 - 60

61 - 70

71 - 80

81 - 90

91 - 100

all of them!

Voting ended onApr 3, 2025

[teddywesworl]

i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

[teddywesworl]

did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention

[teddywesworl]

im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room

[lena221bee]

tags by @yuanzhous

[neon-slime]

this is a lil thing that's been helping me with my morality OCD, so I thought I would share. I'm not a doctor or therapist so please engage at your own discretion and understand that not everything works for everyone.

sometimes I'll think a thought or see a post about a social justice issue and it will trigger me. The compulsion here is to argue with myself about either

A) my own privilege and what I'm doing about it

or

B) because I felt bad about seeing the post/thinking the thought, that means I'm obviously making the subject of the post (racism, police violence, climate change etc) about myself which is selfish and wrong and I need to work on feeling bad in the Correct Way™ that spurs me into action, instead of the selfish Bad Way™ that makes me spiral.

how I've begun to disrupt this is asking myself "Who am I fighting with?"

This question helps me ground into the fact that no one is accusing me of anything. No one is asking me to defend myself and I don't need to defend myself.

Sometimes it won't be enough but ime, Morality OCD is very sneaky. Getting into the habit of asking this question helps me recognize the OCD spiral for what it is, enabling me to use my OCD coping techniques instead of continuing as if it's a moral problem I need to solve, which strengthens the OCD cycle.

[anzfaulkner]

So like did anyone else develop morality OCD from tumblr/tiktok/twitter/specific areas of social media prone to producing echo chambers

Cuz I’m so certain I’m not the only one still suffering from the compulsion to overanalyze everything I see and everything I say and do to ensure it is “morally perfect” otherwise my chest gets tight and I can’t shake the feeling that somebody is watching and waiting to “cancel” me

[facelessoldgargoyle]

to be honest I think working on a sewing machine strains my eyes as much as being on a computer does. However, I am incentivized to remain alert and focused by keeping my fingers within stabbing distance of a needle making 60 stitches per minutes.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Me: oh boy I can’t wait to have a cool jacket

The hungry and voracious sewing machine: CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CHUNK-A CH

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

@luxlightly I wanna meet your junki deathmetal ultrafuck, they sound capable of sewing me a tool pouch.

[luxlightly]

It's a Juki TL-2000Qi semi-industrial sewing machine and it can probably sew through solid steel.

It does exactly two things, a forward straight stitch and a backward straight stitch, and you'll be GODDAMN grateful it even lets you do that. You want to do zig zags? Get fucked.

Threading it takes about 10 steps and feels like trying to defuse a bomb. It's got a side fed bobbin case that takes an additional 3 or 4 steps to thread. If it's not sharp or strong enough, it'll snap through a heavy duty needle and without even slowing down, no matter stopping, sending the tip flying through the air at speeds capable of sending a piece of straw through a telephone pole. It's compatible with exactly 0 of any other parts from any other brand machine except sometimes needles and it has a palpable air of bloodlust surrounding it.

But it'll sew through 4 layers of denim like a hot knife through butter.

[elljayvee]

sewing machine fandom has some terrifying blorbos

[glitter-bonez]

[anzfaulkner]

Once when we were kids my sister and I went on a Wizard of Oz themed hayride but since we were obsessed with Wicked we were VERY attached to that particular retelling so our dad had to explain to the ride operator why we were crying and begging not to do it when Dorothy dumps the water on Elphaba

[anzfaulkner]

Doctors Hate Her! She Has Stolen 1.2 Million Dollars In Vital Medical Research And Is Currently On The Run

[hoshiko2000]

People on Tumblr: Bullying autistic people is wrong. I don’t know who would do something like this.

Also People on Tumblr:

*makes fun of users who don’t recognise fake/prank news articles*

*makes fun of users who can’t spot sarcasm in writing*

*makes fun of users with ‘cringey’ interests*

*makes fun of users who write or phrase things oddly*

*makes fun of users who treat jokes seriously*

*makes fun users who post obsessively about the same thing*

*makes fun of users for the exact same autistic traits autistic people are bullied for offline all the time*

[achesspiece]

got baldur's gate 3 working on my 3ds

[achesspiece]

you have no idea. you have no FUCKING idea what this does for me. i don't have to be home for this. i can play bg3 from the comfort of my 3ds anywhere my phone has service. i'm living in the future and baby you could too if you hack your 3ds

[dragonboypaws]

One word

HOW??

[deergirlcheeks]

OH OH i know!! this is moonlight!! i have this installed on my 3ds, i've been playing ffxiv with it :)

GitHub - zoeyjodon/moonlight-N3DS: Gamestream client for the New 3DS

Gamestream client for the New 3DS. Contribute to zoeyjodon/moonlight-N3DS development by creating an account on GitHub.

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing]

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing halfway. If you can't eat a whole sandwich, eating just some of it (or anything, really) is better than nothing. If you can't brush your teeth, swishing water around your mouth helps more than doing nothing. If you can't drink plain water, drinking seltzer or tea or anything is better than drinking absolutely nothing.

Incomplete tasks are better than no tasks at all.

[helloelicia]

Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP

STOP

Stop.

Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.

Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.

Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore

[artesian-diff]

That goes for Alleve (Naproxen Sodium) too! Aleve is worse on your stomach than Ibuprofen is.

Acetaminophen, not a NSAID, even more so that NSAIDS, should not be taken when drinking. No seriously, it causes liver and stomach damage (and it's particularly hard on the liver to start with).

Painkillers are great! But the common ones are still nasty on your stomach and liver and eventually they won't be an option for you. If you take them with care, you can extend how long you can keep using them.