A Tale Told by an Idiot

Vinci/Alex. 24. NB I really don't have anything special that I reblog? Just stuff. Lots of Marvel. Poltics too, I guess.

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

What kind of bird is this

[naamahdarling]

The kind with several other birds inside it.

[vaspider]

Don’t cross a picket line. No Uber on May 8th. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw47FBVHU-s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1egv9lovrenyv

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Maybe Jeremy had this in his mind:

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[captainamericacrunch]

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

[thetrippytrip]

I wish the world would understand..

[lesbianhaircut]

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

[sacrificetheory]

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

[bob-belcher]

[showerthoughtspost]

Honestly the least realistic part about the Magic School Bus is that a public school has a class size of 8.

[veryfunnymemes]

[iamdavonia-deactivated20191103]

Coworkers too

[transbisexuals]

why don’t we talk more about trans peoples complicated relationships with sexuality? how it’s hard to tell if you’re attracted to someone or just want to look like them, how when you’re questioning and figuring out your gender it’s difficult to find the right label for your sexuality, how it seems impossible to have a relationship in the first place because of people’s transphobia and/or the fact that they don’t see you as your actual gender. and how dysphoria interacts with your sexuality. trans people are definitely allowed to have a complicated relationship with their sexuality, and it can be hard to figure out, i hope people keep this in mind more

[zinricky]

[ymawgat]

do you ever think about how in the first episode of avatar’s second season we are introduced to:

Azula,

the concept of Lightning-Bending

the fact that the Avatar cycle will end if Aang dies in the avatar state.

and in the last episode of avatar’s second season guess what fucking happens?

[wern]

yeah hyperfixation can be inconvenient sometimes but when i’m between hyperfixations life is like meaningless so

[goldenrose95]

Not to mention that feeling when you find a new thing to hyperfixate on and it’s like getting high for the first time

[demilypyro]

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

[demilypyro]

[yourdailymovies]

HAHA

[superhusbands4ever]

Y’all I’m crying real tears right now, it only took 5 days for Avengers Endgame to gross $1.2 billion worldwide I’m just so proud of the MCU and Marvel and all the actors who are a part of it and I just love this fandom and franchise so much

[twitterlols]

im having a stroke 

[scarlettjohansson22111984]