Joe Kido Scammed God And Denounced Religion

funky town dog (elwynn, trans man, did) (sfw) (but not really) (art 'fixers' don't interact) (theme by ashtarte)

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cleansed my dash of some Unrulies

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LOVING the energy where ppl on tumblr make fun of other ppl w/ carrds and dnis

can we make fun of stim board makers next?

both use the dni banners to hide the fact that they’re horrible, horrible bigots most of the time

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from what i understand of bugsnax, every universal version of floofty needs to go to therapy

the cc one is no exception

“oh, i’m gonna make my own imperium of grumpuses and take over my entire galaxy and make it become WH40K with grumpuses instead of humans!”

pretty sure that’s illegal in *many* galaxies, floofty

why didn’t you go to therapy instead of recreating the imperium of man, floofty

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*uses adblock on your dni banner on your stim post but otherwise doesn’t interact with it at all*

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note that it doesn’t work w/ real people

i’ve tried honing it to do such but it just never works

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straight ppl talk about having a gaydar or some shit like that

and i just look at a fictional character and point at them like “this one is *this particular type of trans*!”

(examples being: socks from m:m! being a trans guy koushiro/izzy izumi from digimon being a trans woman ...also kaz from chaotic being NB)

IDK those three give me *hella trans* vibes, but there’s Others

this is not typical “they’re trans because they’re trans” tumblr kid nonsense

this is some actual psychic magical nonsense as my family is actually, y’know, a family of witches and psychics and such (or has at least dabbled into it)

so Yeah, bc of Biological Magical Bullshite in my Fam, i can sense a character’s true gender identity, so in my case, the gender stuff in CC is not just ‘trans headcanoning’, this is what i feel is true for the character gender-wise

(there’s some i bullshitted in CC for my own purposes tho. joe was only turned into a trans lady because *lesbians w/ trans woman!izzy*)

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looking through meiko digimon’s tag be like:

“into the discourse toilet i go”

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i’m not gonna pay money to see your v

i’m already dysphoric enough

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i’m not sure how you guys have the balls to say “be gay do crimes” and shoplift and all

one time when i was at the local grocery store i accidentally shoplifted a package of cheese and got so scared i cried and the cashier was just like “man just take it”

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FUCK you and your fluff and found family and holding hands and x to lovers and shit

those tropes are the most boring-ass shit i have ever read!

i know this sounds bitter as fuck but fuck that shit

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when i read a fanfiction i want under 5% of the fic to be romance, and no smut at all (fuck you if you include smut of any kind) (ESPECIALLY fuck the furry omega bullshit)

if there’s a gay couple, yes, i will like that, but i don’t want them to cuddle or fuck or whatever, i want them to rip out fascist’s throats with their teeth

i am not a soft bitch.

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FUCK you and your fluff and found family and holding hands and x to lovers and shit

those tropes are the most boring-ass shit i have ever read!

i know this sounds bitter as fuck but fuck that shit

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*johnny test voice* what? Cory and his House are problematic? Didn’t see that coming

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i show a victorian child crossover chaos and they beat the shit out of me while ragtime music plays

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’ELLO GUVNAH *WHACK* ‘ELLO GUVNAH *WHACK* ‘ELLO GUVNAH *WHA

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i show a victorian child crossover chaos and they beat the shit out of me while ragtime music plays

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if you proudly call yourself an ‘essential worker’ i’m gonna hit you with my truck

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roygbiv valos + minions: green

rat bastard, easily the worst of the valos TBH (you thought purple valo was bad? yeah, green is worse xD) also known as: brown valo, feral valo, steampunk valo, penders!valo (a tidbit is that all valos must follow specific rules: 1. be based off a real person 2. have a colour scheme not taken by other valos 3. i try to sexualize the valo version of the person (i cringe bc yes, i had to sexualize ken f’in penders for green valo) 4. also they must have a minion based off something somewhat tumblr-recognizable)

bonus: said minion:

her earthen name is peeba, but her real name is E’E’E’A’A’A’

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*izzy voice* MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!