La Petit Mort

Just and average guy, 40, Hometown, USA, finding the funny in everyday Tumblr life. There is no rhyme or reason to the things I post; they are as random and scattered as my mind is. Host of #fridaysmiles. Submissions and chats are most welcome. Se habla Spanglish!

[catsprobably]

"What's your blog about?"

Me:

[viralfrog]

[kiddmandu1]

[chastity-dbased]

I need to up my game to Utter 😏🎇🏆

[vinnyvienna]

My brain instantly went to…

Udder filth… 🤭

[viralfrog]

[vinnyvienna]

😂

[watdefuks]

Optical Illusion 👀 😂

[vinnyvienna]

[smokeydabear420422]

[vinnyvienna]

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[vinnyvienna]

Can confirm

[tesserariuss]

@theoddsideofme

[vinnyvienna]

[whisper-kitten2]

Then he sends me a Bowie track and I’m in my kitchen all ….

[sw33tm3lody39]

[vinnyvienna]

[sweetreddelicious-59]

#my post 🍎

[vinnyvienna]

[sw33tm3lody39]

[vinnyvienna]

[kiddmandu1]

[loontattoo]

please don’t think I’m cool I promise I’m not cool

[vinnyvienna]

[northeasternkingxox]

[vinnyvienna]

[kstripling]

[vinnyvienna]

[funnyreclaimed]

[triskeleaficionado]

[hayaang1]

does anyone have more these are great

[evanescentreminiscence]

i’m wheeziNg

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@yawpkatsi

[sheisthestorm]

Special Cunt 💀

[paninimami]

Ok but does that not say “cum hair”?

[tkthegoddess]

👀🤦🏽‍♀️I am cackling!!!😂😂😂💋