Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??
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Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice
when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.
hmm. I wonder why governments might want this
This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:
They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.
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can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.
pick a horrible pet name to call your f/o for the rest of time
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magical lovewizard
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Mr. Beast (gender neutral)
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Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.
Isn’t it weird how the school uniforms of underaged girls in Japan have been so sexualized as to become ubiquitous and uncontroversial in many circles? Isn’t it weird how for many people on this app the sexiest thing they can imagine is a young woman or girl wearing the uniform of an elementary or middle schooler? But it’s treated as if it’s somehow different because they’re Japanese, in line with a long history of Americans using Japan as fertile ground for consequence-free sex crimes since WWII
Listen I get it you watched anime in high school and it didn’t seem weird because you were the same age as the characters. But we are 20 or 40 years old now so we need to start thinking about things literally even a little bit at all
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This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
Thinking of a way to phrase this but honestly I'm just gonna be straightforward cause. simplest option; Is your Blorbo fat? Are they in a middle ground? Are they pretty slim? or are they, like, super muscular? (I mean. BODYBUILDER material muscular. If they have muscle otherwise, you can put them in the other categories. You can be fat and have muscle!! Or y'know those anime guys who have a 6 pack while looking like a stick, they can go into slim. u get me)
What is your blorbos bodytype
Overweight
Fat
Chubby
Curvy
Angular (Broad shoulders, square build)
Toned (Buff and skinny)
Muscular
Average
Skinny
Malnourished
Other
My blorbo does not have a body that can have body types/doesn’t have a body type
You can be fat and healthy btw. Fat is a healthy body type. Overweight means they are unhealthily over the weight they are meant to be, which can differ wildly person to person. Fat just means they’ve got lotsa fat on them. Keep that in mind when voting. Malnourished and skinny are ALSO different