mistymaxxing

He/him - I have f/os - proshippers and participants in queer discourse block me - I sometimes reblog non selfshipping related things

[mehlondew]

Another update to the Pink sketch! Finalizing line art (＾＾)ｂ

[popittart]

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[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[pocket-deer-belly]

these people would fucking die if they ever spoke to more than 1 furry

[dormantshipping]

Is your F/O taller or shorter?

They're extremely short in comparision

They're a bit shorter

They're a tiny smidgen shorter

No height difference

They're a tiny smidgen taller

They're a bit taller

They're extremely tall in comparison

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

[dormantshipping]

What is your F/O's pain tolerance?

None, they immediately keel over if they get the smallest discomfort

Very low, minor discomfort is hard to handle

Low, pain is quickly distracting

Below average, not low but not average either

Average, can endure pain for a while with some effort

Above average, not high but not average

High, pain is uncomfortable but doesn't slow them down

Very high, can push through significant pain

Unfazed, pain has little impact on them

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[duckshuffled]

⚠️ severe weather! ⚠️

bonus worth 100 dollar

[flowersforlungs]

Literally perfect, no flaws, unproblematic, could do no wrong, perfection

oh and Chip is here to ig

[twooduo]

went through someones entire gif littered eyestrain hell strawpage on devtools just to find a single gif im probably never gonna use anywhere

[fleasimagines]

imagine you and your f/o are stopped by the police for speeding. they look to you, then back at the officer, and then pull this

[spamtons]

some misties!!

[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[ankle-beez]

[redstonedust]

netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

[cringepics]

[specialagentartemis]

people want to believe that it is not possible to be racist or sexist in fandom So Bad and that any widespread preferences for men and for white characters over women or characters of color is just a natural morally neutral outcome of White Men Being Objectively The Most Interesting. Which is definitely Not a racist or sexist thing to say!

[raccoonmilf]

Hello? TikTok????

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want