Vinny

all pronouns / shameful multifandom

[skippyisntfunny]

[oganneb]

Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over

[unicornery]

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Emil looks very sweet so I can't make the joke I want to make about orange cats indeed being simple tools. :D

[tsuutsik]

When I feel bad I draw Keith, when I feel good I draw Keith, I always draw Keith...

[carolsturka]

[animentality]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[neenarchive]

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[ikimaru]

was reminded of the anniversary so here's this pic from 2021 I never shared! :')

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

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[buriedunderyourmum]

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[hannisconfused]

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[kitsunesakii]

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[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

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[apple-notplural]

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[vivitur-moritur]

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[spacecat24-7]

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[chub-froggy]

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[thatghostthateatspeople]

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[krowbreaker]

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[spid-the-spider]

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[annabelle--cane]

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[yellow-faerie]

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[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lies but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[mostlyscrutable]

I have twice now played RPG characters who are not allowed to lie and who were incredibly deceptive anyway. It’s so much fun. I’ve also gotten a lot of mileage out of:

-Stating preferences instead of facts. “I’d like you to know that we’re here to inspect the building.” (We’re not, but it would really make it more convenient if you thought we were.)

-Referencing the statements of other people who can lie. “My colleague would like to tell you we’re building inspectors from the gas company.” -Placing two unrelated statements next to each other, it’s not my fault if you connect them. “Gas leaks can be incredibly fatal. I think you should evacuate the building.” (There’s a monster I can’t tell you about that I want to get civilians away from. Also, here’s an unrelated fun fact!)

-Asking leading questions. A question isn’t a statement of fact! “So there’s a gas leak that means we should evacuate?” “Didn’t you hear what I just said?!”

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[vinylbiohazard]

@saatiun