[important-animal-images]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[viridianmasquerade]

This is a very serious book but ma'am

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[the-big-mood]

Now I understand why the shop staff gave her a food cover

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[dogpuppy]

[violencedistrictresident]

ITS HIM

[kushblazer666]

[segamascott]

[rnismatch]

i dont know who killed the guy

[violencedistrictresident]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[deadlockplayernames]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[galacticsabc]

only two books I've made so far.

[beemovieerotica]

[flipchild]