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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

monamoni

redscharlach

Head stays still but the body GROOVES

ckret2

sometimes bird mating dances just look bizarre but if i saw a guy doing this at the club i'd know EXACTLY what he's after

rottencore

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

charl0ttan

molabuddy

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

rurumumu-terrarium06

might as well dump all i've made

this cats future is predetermented yesyes

onlysushicat

og by @sillygoose-xp

gothwineaunts

death or love, tonight. ✂️ --- Happy Valentine's Day! We promised fastpassers this art if they didn't spoil free readers. There were a few leaks, unfortunately. But we were really impressed and touched by how hard the community worked to get them taken down, so you earned the art by the skin of your teeth! 💕

raisinchallah

ok enough regular fujoshi media we need to investigate how writing about men fucking is actually proxy sex between women we need a story about two womens increasingly codependent and toxic online friendship built on writing slash fiction together escalating to doing sex roleplay on instant messengers pretending to be their favorite ship to get better at writing so they can really embody the mind of the characters obviously and talking one of the women thru her divorce and their weird emotionally blurred and toxic friendship as the more talented friend keeps leveraging her popularity and control over a major fanfic site in the fandom to keep control over the rapidly deteriorating friendship and they have weird phone sex and one of them realizes they are gay for real and gets a girlfriend whos jealous of how much time shes spending online and the friendship eventually explodes and one of them goes on to get published and the other woman shows up at her book signing and its the first time they have ever seen each other face to face but only one of them knows who the other is

frontmansdefender

I’m crying. LOOK AT HIM NOW

salmonhsky

pale siblings

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

“Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?”

— Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

irondive

reefsharkivist

victims of the chupacabra:

oncce-againn

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

cheacegirl

I rock up to strip poker night wearing a t-shirt with an image of a Russian nesting doll on it. When I lose my first hand, I take it off to reveal I was wearing a second shirt underneath with a smaller but otherwise identical print. After the sixth shirt I am thrown out of strip poker night.