Unda

they/them I do the unreasonably long fanfic thing. And puns.

[unda-dsk]

==> realise you should have a pinned post

Unda, 30s, they/them

I've written a bunch of stuff for homestuck and lost a few blogs along the way so I may well have lost you from before. I have bipolar and adhd, as well as an inability to write short things.

My ao3 is here

My Ko-fi is here if you ever feel like tipping me for the wild shit I write/say/do

My *current* published project is EMC2, which is related to Mc Escher That's My Favourite MC. It begins with the same timeline starting point as MCE with a few changes and unfolds from there.

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[ecto-biologist]

BABIEEEEEEEE

[turntgh]

that was special for him, ok?

[luci-muller]

The Dancestors

[dreamingeternally]

"The fun thing for us for that end sequence was his costume -- what he would have left over from the ship. I don't really think you see it in the film but the trousers that he's wearing, they're cut from one of the flight suits. And we've done a belt buckle that's made of xenonite that Rocky would've made for him. And all of the sewing on it is a little bit - it's nowhere near as good as Jenny would normally do, so we had to purposely ask Jenny to do bad sewing at the top of his trousers, so it'd look like he would've done it.

And then our brilliant breakdown department, run by Tim Shanahan, they break everything down to look like it's 10, 20 years old. So his cardigan and the t-shirt's all faded. And even on the laces -- the laces in his chuck taylors -- because your laces always break after a certain period of time, so we found stuff that was on the ship, like elastics and stuff. There's a nice big close-up actually in the film, so you can see that they're not normal laces, they're like stuff that he would've got from the ship that he's made as make-shift laces."

Glyn Dillon, one of the costume designers on Project Hail Mary

[etheringtonbrothers]

SERRATUS ANTERIOR!

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Lorenzo!

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[storyweavingspider]

Girls if you see this I am stuffing you full of high calorie and fat and protein food. For the boob and butt and hip growth, you see

[missstrogen]

Make girls fatter today, eat more carbs :)

[storyweavingspider]

For the girls with *certain* brainworms:

Your transition is fueled by calories and fat specifically. Unless you are extremely blessed by genetics, you will not grow the boobs, etc. you want without puttin calories in it, because boobs are almost entirely fat and have to GAIN new fat to make them.

Also if you feel you’re not developing fast enough, or as fast as the other girls, ask your mom, aunt, or grandma (on mom’s side) (if you safely can) if women in their side of the family family are early or late bloomers—it will legit help dysphoria so much to be able to go “oh, yeag my friend got D cups in 6 months on estrogen, but women in my family were the last in their classes to start puberty” rather than despairing that your transition is “just obviously a failure”. Trust me, I know and I was there too and my body is still growing and changing a LOT more 5 years on E bc my momma was a late bloomer too.

[storyweavingspider]

IF YOU ARE SCROLLING AND HAVEN’T EATEN RECENTLY, THIS IS A SIGN TO GET UP AND GO EAT

Reblog it to make the girls around you go eat too 😤

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[pangur-and-grim]

okay sorry, I'll pay attention to you

[pangur-and-grim]

I paid too much attention to them and got eaten by the infernal worm. btw

[l33tsaber]

[keepsdrifting]

Megamind is so funny to me. Several things are easily and beautifully established in the first few scenes of the movie.

Probably the worst crime that Megamind can actually be persecuted for is kidnapping. Some destruction of property. Otherwise, absolutely nobody is actually scared of him. There's no evacuation when he "takes over" (unlike later when Tighten takes over and there's a mass-exodus.)

He has some form of probably legitimate income since he purchases and ships all of his "evil lair" accessories from an outlet store, of all things, in Romania.

He has fans. (Fucking Bernard)

He probably hasn't killed anybody ever. (He told Roxanne to evacuate the Metro Man museum "we're having the walls and ceiling removed")

He purposely mispronounces things. (Says spider correctly initially, and then "corrects" himself.)

He unintentionally mispronounces things. ("Ollo?")

He doesn't know what windows are???? Has to be explained to him, despite his lair having them???? And the jail he was raised in has windows???? And the school he went to had windows????

His alligators (from the alligator pit) are very obviously well-loved and cared for. They have a disco ball, their own room, and piles of toys. They looked like they were having a great time, actually.

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[kimquatz]

i put tinykat in tomodachi life

[kimquatz]

i spent 3-4 days putting him in pixel by pixel

[mr-foods]

i just want people to see this

[mindofthemage]

Holy shit! You convinced me that you can important pictures into tomodachi life until i saw the WIP!

I was like "oh you can import photograph? I've only seen people draw things so far"

The dedication! The skill! It looks like a photograph! Everyone needs to see this!

Its like these post that reveal its not a photograph but oil paint.