iām a dinosaur-obsessed nerd lesbian (š«Ŗ) and nobody lets me talk about it so iām going to explain how you could hypothetically flirt with different dinosaurs
starting with some basics, this is a Brachiosaurus. sheās a massive girl and a herbivore. she needs to eat like 300ā400kg of plants a dayā¦ but sheās warm-blooded so technically you could flirt with her (bringing a bouquet of flowers is a plus)
pros: sheās literally a tall dom femme(š« )
cons: might spit while eating plants
this is a Triceratops, sheās like a short but powerful butch masc. honestly iconic
sheās strong and intimidating even though sheās shorter. three horned herbivore. survived up until the mass extinction event, so we can assume sheās loyal to the person she loves ( girls who last through disasters stay committed with their woman, in my opinion)
pros: short but powerful and majestic
cons: i donāt think thatās a con even as a butch masc, she turns into a baby around her femme. especially when sick she demands full attention.
sheās a theropod. a carnivorous bull. runs on two legs. one of the fastest predators that ever existed. lightweight skeleton but built with insane leg strength, using her tail like a counterweight just to go faster. also one of the rare dinosaurs confirmed to have fully scaly skin.
basicallyā¦ a very specific kind of masc.
horned, long, fast, aggressive. she doesnāt even need to fight properly, she just wins. She wears lots of piercings and badges. tumblr would have made edits of her for months
pros: young enough to still be impulsive and aggressive, but already has that controlled, āi know what i amā energy. insanely cool, unique masc vibe with her own style. would protect you without hesitation if she decided youāre hers
cons: emotionally kind of detached when things get complicated. might act like she doesnāt care even when she clearly does. low effort communication during conflict, high speed exit instead
note: sheās looking for a real partner. she has so many options. the only way in is not chasing her, but making her realize she actually needs you there.
Hopefully you can find your type. Bysšš»
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