Shameless degeneracy

Snakey, they/them, 21 sideblog for fandom/whump content and art

[nekrofyle]

I <3 fat bitches

[pastabaguette]

homestuck zombies i doodled. mostly i just wanted to draw the pretty colors.

jade is a werewolf or something.

[sadie-shrimp]

Everybody want a girlboss until she starts overtaking entire towns and tries to turn the citizens into obedient workplace slaves🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[littlespacefella]

Since yall wanna act onions

[shencomix]

[scaredspoons]

food for today: MEOWRAILS!!!! (imma keep force feeding yall this)

[just-another-depressed-frog]

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

[just-another-depressed-frog]

OH MY GOD NEVERMIND

[anthropophageartist]

danger

[wufflesvetinari]

a wyllstarion dynamic I have become very interested in is astarion the son-in-law from hell

why him??? why did wyll pick him. this finicky undead asshole with a tongue like barbed wire lives in your house now. he insults your drapes daily. the maids giggle when you pass by and you are a little scared to know what he’s been telling them. slowly you are dragged down to his level and find yourself plotting petty domestic comeuppances like you are drawing up battle maps. he’s made you into this

but everything, it must be stressed, MUST be done without wyll knowing, because wyll is Obsessed with this feral chihuahua of a man and he would be Disappointed in you otherwise. this is the one point, the one rule of engagement, on which you and astarion agree. your geneva convention

ulder and astarion are trapped in their own personal hellish family christmas movie war with grandpa-style, except astarion maybe means it. kill

[geezmarty]

we all know that wyllstarion goes crazy as hell but you really have to think about it from Wyll’s perspective. You’re the most fairy tale brained man on earth whose life is a continued sequence of romantic and heroic ideals set up to fail. You want to be a heroic duke and save your city but wind up making a pact with a devil. You want to use that pact for good and are almost (or straight up) tricked into killing an innocent. You go on the most princely quest of all to ask a dragon for his help and we all know how that ends. And then in comes Astarion jangling like the most weaselly evil court advisor, a vampire no less and you’re like actually fuck it this slippery eel is where it’s AT. and this time you actually do get a happy ending with it. it goes crrrrazyyyy

[constantinnen]

the full, concentrated power of THE SUN!!!

[dorindameddler]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[hajima-7]

ding ding ding!

[neenarchive]

lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

[neenarchive]

when many lesbians enjoy the same little guy that's pack hunting

[neenarchive]

no i am not lying down next to him romantically i am sizing him up like a constricting snake preparing to swallow him

[transcowgirlslut-deactivated202]

it's kind of bullshit that people will react with horror to me discussing my fantasies/kinks until i clarify I'm the sub in them. like even my therapist was all like "ohhh it's ok to want to hold power so long as it's consensual" and then clearly relaxed when I clarified I wanted to be the sub.

i love you everyone and with rape kinks, those who want to roleplay kidnapping and abusing someone, i love you i love you i love you. this ain't me fishing for a dom/me to be clear---you are VALUED as a person, outside of your sexual fantasies. I care about you and appreciate you, and there is nothing wrong or bad about you!!!!

[transcowgirlslut-deactivated202]

everyone liking this: please reblog!! I don't beg for reblogs but I genuinely want dom/mes, sadistics, etc to get some appreciation

[shubbabang]

Saw this on someone’s profile on tumblr. This is genuinely insidious ngl

[shubbabang]

Hey potential clients if you don’t want to get ripped off (paying for something that took little time, no skill, low effort) I highly suggest showing smaller artists offering commissions some love. You will never get that level of passion or satisfaction of having helped someone put food on the table from something generated off of stolen art.

[wiseguynephile]

so exhausting to see the same lies getting repeated over and over

it automatically takes no time, skill, or effort, because there's a computer in it.

What's that? Doing it well actually does require plenty of time, skill, and effort? Well, but it's "stolen."

What's that? There's no possible way to claim it's stolen that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like collage, photography, or Photoshop? Well...then it's Not Real Art.

What's that? There's no possible way to call it Not Real Art that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like Warhol, Pollock, or Duchamp? Well... Then I'll go back to claiming it takes no effort, because by now I've forgotten how we already agreed that wasn't true.

It's like whackamole. And even if you get someone to agree to each part individually, they'll just decide it's Bad Anyway, Because. Because they've decided to dislike it, is all, and they're not interested in hearing otherwise.

anyway, maybe throw a small artist a commission, a small artist like the one OP is trying to throw under the bus

[shubbabang]

[sarahdraws16]

The Feast 🍽️🫀

[stellerfly]

please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.

[viperasautismplaytime]