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im

[wizardsisananimal]

women love to eating paper

[fluffysheeple]

mutuals do this

[snailtongue]

[tupacabra]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[theconcealedweapon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peitalo]

catgirl this catboy that.. what about the warriorcats huh......... what about firestar

[cadaverkeys]

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

[spacecaptainglow]

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

[cadaverkeys]

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

[cikero]

OnlyFriends

[hotvampireadjacent]

:)

[brucebocchi]

yayyyyy we love and support your pussy

[fireproofs]

whoever has me blocked let’s get married

[popsikale]

[b1rdonawire]

you’re laughing. phineas and ferb are making a title sequence and you’re laughing.

[seltzie]

im reading posts so fast i swear reading spost sso so fast oh my ogd LETD GO !!!!!!!! raeding the at LIGHT SPEEDS !!!!! im like a bird right now i swear

[homekind]

they are here to inform you

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[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm