YOU PLAY ROULETTE, STILL, WITH A FULLY LOADED GUN

arc's borderlands blog. ran from 2020-2023

[viptower-archived]

borderlands sucks. tbh

[viptower-archived]

borderlands still sucks. Tbh

[viptower-archived]

fyi this blog is very very dead. go follow my main @melanodis ;]

[postalredeux]

handsome jack shitpost

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

no-op trans man hammylock doodle because i deserve to treat myself once in a while 🤭

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

no-op trans man hammylock doodle because i deserve to treat myself once in a while 🤭

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

no-op trans man hammylock doodle because i deserve to treat myself once in a while 🤭

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

no-op trans man hammylock doodle because i deserve to treat myself once in a while 🤭

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

HAPPY 3RD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO WAINWRIGHT DEL FRISCO JAKOBS-HAMMERLOCK AND ALISTAIR HAMMERLOCK-JAKOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE'S TO 100 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(reblogs > likes plz and thank yew)

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

this is rushed but i had to make this a reality before the impulse passed

[viptower-archived]

borderlands sucks. tbh

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

snazziest (and the most armed) men at the pride parade

(click for better quality. reblogs > likes)

[valkyrkinnie]

Angel but but but shes an echonet idol

[timothylawrence]

hey @ everyone looking to play the new tales game, some reviews have come out regarding triggering content happening in the fourth episode of the game. I'll put the actual review screenshot and transcript under a readmore but the summary of it is there are rape jokes, unsanitary themes, kink/fetish scenes, and multiple jokes pertaining to incest.

Spoilers in the review/screen shot below. Please be mindful and safe when reading.

{transcript: It pains me to even have to talk about this, but the people need to know. Episode 4 of New Tales from the Borderlands is full of weird kink/fetish shit. I’m no prude, and if there’s a place to make “edgy” sex jokes, Borderlands is the place to do it. But oh my god, nothing about it was funny, or cheeky, or enjoyable in any way. It was just awkward and gross and made me deeply, deeply uncomfortable.

That episode alone evoked pee stuff, milking, force feeding, restraints and domination, public humiliation, a robot fully just having a prolonged orgasm in front of everyone, and an anal rape joke about said robot getting STDs. That doesn’t include other instances like allusions to necrophilia, and one of the main characters openly stating she wants to have sex with her surrogate son on multiple occasions. What the fuck? What the actual fuck?}

This is all taken from the following review:

https://www.destructoid.com/reviews/review-new-tales-from-the-borderlands/

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

to hell with the first law!

(happy 10th anniversary, bl2! of course i had to draw my fave vault hunter. reblogs > likes)

[viptower-archived]

so it would seem i literally cant reblog anything to this blog anymore which sucks

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:

[viptower-archived]

why do I remember reading a post that was like "timoxxi is toxic and if you like it die"