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[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Welcome, One & All!

Hello hello hiii! My name is Virgil, I’m an exchange student from Paldea at Blueberry Academy! I was active on joltiktok but I thought blogging would be fun sooo my bestest friend ever Lacey helped me set this up! I’m a dude, he/him please!

I’m also a fairy type specialist, and am studying to become a professor of literature in the future! But I reallyyy like history and science and language too! I know how to speak Galarian (obvi), Paldean, and Kalosian! I’ve also traveled to Kalos before it was awesome :o3

Since this post is already getting really long, I’m gonna make a seperate post with all my pokémon! You can find it here!

Uhhh as for my DNI, if you call me a “trap” or a “femboy” on purpose as an insult. GNC (Gender Non Conforming) is the term I use. And also like, basic DNI stuff ig! Idk I block freely lmao

dividers creds / banner creds / pfp mask creds

OOC Below The Cut!

Hello! It’s me, Vex (@virgils-muse), back again! I run the (now inactive) @mouse-or-mousai, @love-of-the-son, and @ancient-tunes-and-relic-songs! This blog has had a lot more planning put into it, so fingers crossed it actually stays afloat!

As for interactions, Magic Anon is currently off, but everything and everyone else is welcome!!! Please please please do not be afraid to send asks!

Both me and Virgil are 16, so if you send anything weird you’re getting sent to the shadow zone. In character hate is fine as long as it’s not homophobic/transphobic or whatevs. Virgil is cis but dresses feminine.

OOC will be denoted by Green Colored Text and //\\ in the tags (//example of an ooc tag\\)!

Here are the tags I will be using!

#virgil posts

#virgil reblogs

#virgil answers

#💚 ~ ooc

#💚 ~ ask games

Any potential trigger warnings will be tagged as

#tw __

Also, here’s a picrew I made of what he looks like! This might be subject to change.

[professorinblack]

I miss having a motorcycle...

I live in the woods these days, so it probably wouldn't be the most useful or practical way to get around, but I still miss it...

Maybe they wouldn't mind if I got one just for the sake of having one...

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I know there are some kids who have vespas they use to travel around the terrarium, and they seem pretty good for getting through the wooded areas!

I mean, vespas aren’t the same as motorcycles sure, but like,, close enough

[professorinblack]

A vespa... That's certainly... A suggestion...

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Whaaat you’re acting like vespas are kind of cunty I mean look at them

That’s basically a motorcycle. It’s close enough

[professorinblack]

I miss having a motorcycle...

I live in the woods these days, so it probably wouldn't be the most useful or practical way to get around, but I still miss it...

Maybe they wouldn't mind if I got one just for the sake of having one...

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I know there are some kids who have vespas they use to travel around the terrarium, and they seem pretty good for getting through the wooded areas!

I mean, vespas aren’t the same as motorcycles sure, but like,, close enough

[ghet-it-sis]

Welcome, welcome! I suppose you're wondering why I called you here.

By day, a father. By night, a drag queen by the name of Ai Burner, the queer coded villain you all know and love, bent on world domination! This is the blog of Ghetsis Harmonia, may all know the name!

I have three children, all adopted-- A is my oldest, and she lives at home to work on her art. C is the middle child, who teaches kindergarten, and N, my youngest, recently got an internship in city planning and design. I'm quite proud of them all, but you'll not get any more information about them from me.

I look forward to interacting more with the lovely folks of this establishment~

Some OOC notes here. This is not an in-universe parody account, this is legitimately a universe where ghetsis got into drag rather than villainy. Anything regarding the names of her kids will be deleted, for the sake of internet privacy, but you can probably get some lore if you ask the right questions!

THIS IS A LOW STAKES BLOG. And Ghetsis is a relatively well adjusted adult who will block any of what he views as unfounded antagonism. Especially if you accuse her of the legitimately horrendous things that her alternate universe counterparts did. In summary:

IC hate: I can't technically stop you but ghetsis will block and delete these in character, so there's not much point.

Pelipper mail: off, I don't trust y'all with it. Same with musharna mail/malice, union room, mystery gift.

Magic anons: off

Sapient pokemon/eeby interactions: Allowed

[mahinabi]

//OOC LMAO THIS IS A GREAT CONCEPT i love your username

[bounsweet-days]

mint ask game

hardy - what's a pretty tough situation that you and/or your pokemon managed to get out of?

lonely - have you ever wanted to be around a specific person/pokemon? why?

brave - any times where you or your pokemon stepped up to protect one another?

adamant - whats a hot take you have that you refuse to change?

naughty - have you/your pokemon ever purposely done something you/they weren't supposed to do?

bold - what was the most reckless thing you/your pokémon have ever done

docile - when would you say you or your pokemon are the most submissive?

relaxed - what's something that calms you down/makes you happy

impish - what's something bad you thought of doing but ended up not doing?

lax - what do you do in your free time?

timid - what makes you or your pokemon flustered?

hasty - would you say that you and your pokemon are slow and steady or fast and sporadic?

serious - what kinds of topics do you never joke around with?

jolly - do you have a favorite holiday? what is it and why do you enjoy celebrating it?

naive - how hard would it be to convince you/your pokemon to believe or do something you're skeptical to?

modest - if you had to cut back on something you did/have all the time, what would it be?

mild - on a scale of 1 to 10, how patient are you?

quiet - would you consider you/your pokemon sociable? how so?

bashful - what's something that makes you/your pokemon feel shy?

rash - have you ever lost your cool before? if so, when?

calm - favorite warm drink?

gentle - favorite flower/plant?

sassy - do you have a rival? how would you describe your relationship with them?

careful - favorite pokemon/pokemon type to care for?

quirky - drop a kin. if you were a pokemon, what would you be?

reblog to let your followers know they can ask you these

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Hm . Maybe I need more than espresso and a few figy berries to survive. <- experiencing the consequences of my actions (headache

[narrativelyassignedentomologist]

Hey so pokemon professors/trainers i have a question.

Are mega stones harmful to Pokemon? I know this a pretty controversial question.

Im not a battler but apparently when my family went on our biannual hoenn trip this year.(I couldn’t go because school) my dad believes he found a genuine Banette mega stone for Poppet and i feel uneasy having it. I don’t think I’m ever going to use it. I just don’t know if i should put in a shadow box and put it on the wall or just get rid of it entirely.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I’m not an expert but !!! One of my ‘Mon (Theia, my Diancie) can mega evolve and it wasn’t painful. They were tired afterwards, but that’s to be expected, it’s like a mini evolution ya know? If it were genuinely harmful to pokémon, it wouldn’t be legal everywhere I think.

I’m sure in the hands of a bad trainer it might be stressful for the pokémon but like, you certainly don’t seem like a bad trainer. Just make sure to give your ‘mon some treated afterwards yeah?

I’m not an expert, but I thought I’d share my experience!

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[rocket-don]

Reminder that FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Bro is the leader of Team Rocket and acts like this,, embarrassiiiiing!

[rocket-don]

Imagine purposely provoking the leader of Team Rocket

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Imagine being the leader of a mafia (?) and getting provoked by a teenager LMFAO

[rocket-don]

Imagine being a teenager HAHA. you need help reaching the top shelf?? do you have a fake ID?? you stressed cause you can't buy wine and cigarettes?? haha.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I’m fairly tall so no I donut need help reaching the top shelf, thank you for asking. And also why would I need a fake idea?? I don’t care for wine or cigarettes lmfao.

Imagine being a deadbeat father, couldn’t be me 😬

[rocket-don]

Alright that's IT. I HATE this app. I hate pokémon trainers and I hate children even more now.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Okay peepaw, maybe it’s time to go take a nap.

[rocket-don]

Fuck you.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Nuh uh

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[rocket-don]

Reminder that FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Bro is the leader of Team Rocket and acts like this,, embarrassiiiiing!

[rocket-don]

Imagine purposely provoking the leader of Team Rocket

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Imagine being the leader of a mafia (?) and getting provoked by a teenager LMFAO

[rocket-don]

Imagine being a teenager HAHA. you need help reaching the top shelf?? do you have a fake ID?? you stressed cause you can't buy wine and cigarettes?? haha.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I’m fairly tall so no I donut need help reaching the top shelf, thank you for asking. And also why would I need a fake idea?? I don’t care for wine or cigarettes lmfao.

Imagine being a deadbeat father, couldn’t be me 😬

[rocket-don]

Alright that's IT. I HATE this app. I hate pokémon trainers and I hate children even more now.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Okay peepaw, maybe it’s time to go take a nap.

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[rocket-don]

Reminder that FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Bro is the leader of Team Rocket and acts like this,, embarrassiiiiing!

[rocket-don]

Imagine purposely provoking the leader of Team Rocket

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Imagine being the leader of a mafia (?) and getting provoked by a teenager LMFAO

[rocket-don]

Imagine being a teenager HAHA. you need help reaching the top shelf?? do you have a fake ID?? you stressed cause you can't buy wine and cigarettes?? haha.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

I’m fairly tall so no I donut need help reaching the top shelf, thank you for asking. And also why would I need a fake idea?? I don’t care for wine or cigarettes lmfao.

Imagine being a deadbeat father, couldn’t be me 😬

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[rocket-don]

Reminder that FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Bro is the leader of Team Rocket and acts like this,, embarrassiiiiing!

[rocket-don]

Imagine purposely provoking the leader of Team Rocket

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Imagine being the leader of a mafia (?) and getting provoked by a teenager LMFAO

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[rocket-don]

Reminder that FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Bro is the leader of Team Rocket and acts like this,, embarrassiiiiing!

[rocket-don]

Reminder that Pokémon only exist for the use of Team Rocket.

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Reminder that ur lowkey a loser

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Do you guys get cuteness depression when you look at your ‘mon . Or is it just me

Not cuteness aggression I mean cuteness depression where you just wanna burst out into tears because of how cute your pokémon are

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

You like fairy types? Cool! They’re like the 3rd best type! I’m Johnny!

@j0nathand0e

SORRY FOR GETTING BACK TO THIS SO LATE AUGH

And yes!! Live laugh love fairy types, they’re def my fav!! Although, of course I love all other types as well!!

Nice to meet you Johnny! I’m Virgil :o)

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

So y’all know the igglybuff that got into my dorm. I think it liked Anadyomene’s singing and wanted to learn from him. What should I name this guy

Name For The Igglybuff That Broke Into My Dorm

Thelxinoe

Primadonna

Something else? (Lmk in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2025

[virgil-uses-moonblast]

Tests and homework don’t give me a break head in hands. I’m so exhausted. Ugh.

And then I can’t even sleep well 45% of the time because of The Horrors waaaaahh