hinabi!!

she/her, pokemon irl/unreality rp. tired

[mahinabi]

... well, i guess i should re-introduce myself.

hello, my name is hinabi. i was a colosseum leader at the poketopia resort in hoenn (yes, hoenn, not sinnoh), but uh...

now i'm a meowstic.

pronouns she/it btw. apparently my body is a very cunty male meowstic, but i very much identify with more feminine genders (and i was biologically female as a human). not that that's the worse thing in the world, though. you win some, you lose some

... and also, i can't go back to work. i literally don't even know where i am. sort of. from talking with some new friends i've made, i'm at a place called pokepark? i'm at a great haunted mansion, the others here are actually pretty chill.

being a pokemon doesn't seem too bad so far. here's the old intro, with more details and such (including blog interaction policies. i don't feel like adding that here rn).

[dara-does-everything]

i got my challengers ticket! also visited wild zone 6 and caught a buneary, swablu, houndour, and alpha binacle!

ill challenge vinnie tomorrow, im super tired

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Oooh I have heard about Vinnie from Taunie before. I wonder what he is like. I hope your challenge does well!

[dara-does-everything]

thank you!

[strongheartranchog]

These past few weeks we’ve been bombarded with multiple snow storms. When it finally calms down a few of our staff members take a trip up the mountain to make sure everything’s all fine with both the ranch and wild pokemon. During this trip we get sent some amazing pictures.

[enjoyerofswords]

To all my trans trainers out there rocking Sylveon because it has the same colors as the Trans flag wishing there were more examples of it:

I hear you, and present you They literally slashing Them.

[rover-on-rotomblr]

I! JUST. GAVE! BIRTH!

[pokematlab]

Congratulations! I didn't know Pokémon like you could produce offspring. I wish you luck raising your child!

[rover-on-rotomblr]

I! WILL. HAVE. LOTS! OF. LUCK!

BECAUSE! OF. THE. NEW! TYPE! OF. PARENTING! I. CREATED.

PARENTING: EASY MODE!

STEP! ONE: LAY! AN. EGG! IN. FRONT! OF. SOMEONE. ELSE!

STEP! TWO: LEAVE!

SUCCESS!

[pokematlab]

Oh! Well, some Pokémon use that sort of strategy. They don't usually lay their eggs in front of others, but you are a rather novel form of Pokémon.

I should note that many Pokémon, especially those who don't care for their young, will lay non-viable eggs that never hatch. I'm not sure how you would contact your child in the event an egg of yours hatches, but you may want to consider this possibility.

[rover-on-rotomblr]

MY. EGG! WILL. BE. SUCCESSFUL! BECAUSE! I. AM. GREAT! AT. LAYING! EGGS!

[mahinabi]

you are great at laying eggs don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[rover-on-rotomblr]

I! JUST. GAVE! BIRTH!

[pokematlab]

Congratulations! I didn't know Pokémon like you could produce offspring. I wish you luck raising your child!

[rover-on-rotomblr]

I! WILL. HAVE. LOTS! OF. LUCK!

BECAUSE! OF. THE. NEW! TYPE! OF. PARENTING! I. CREATED.

PARENTING: EASY MODE!

STEP! ONE: LAY! AN. EGG! IN. FRONT! OF. SOMEONE. ELSE!

STEP! TWO: LEAVE!

SUCCESS!

[pokematlab]

Oh! Well, some Pokémon use that sort of strategy. They don't usually lay their eggs in front of others, but you are a rather novel form of Pokémon.

I should note that many Pokémon, especially those who don't care for their young, will lay non-viable eggs that never hatch. I'm not sure how you would contact your child in the event an egg of yours hatches, but you may want to consider this possibility.

[rover-on-rotomblr]

MY. EGG! WILL. BE. SUCCESSFUL! BECAUSE! I. AM. GREAT! AT. LAYING! EGGS!

[kantocamping]

A dodrio bit me today and I will be passing away due to it. Sad!

[unovan-strange-being]

That’s why you do NOT trust birds… so sorry for your loss.

QwQ

[kantocamping]

I am an ornithologist.

[unovan-strange-being]

Don’t you mean an orthodontist? What does a dentist have to do with birds????

[kantocamping]

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[narutosidebitch]

LMAOOOOO

[lonelyroommp3]

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

[sluttynurse]

WOMEN IN MALE FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!! 😤

[lazuli-larimar]

Oh yeah have I ever publicly mentioned that my mom is Flannery. Because she is

[mahinabi]

what

[pokemonshelterstories]

friend of mine who works at a veterinary office sent me a photo of his new favorite client, a gulpin who ate a football. this is the 3rd piece of sports equipment he's eaten this year.

[battle-subway-ghost]

people on this site will see a post that's like "Ugh my day is ruined because I saw Team Evil on my dashboard" and reblog with "Get well soon :(" and then get surprised when the OP gets mad at them when their profile literally looks like this

[humptydiance]

My NDA has finally voided. I can finally talk about this

My name is Jerry Mulberry. Two months ago, I received a job to inspect the sewers of Lumiose City, Kalos, by Quarsartico Inc.

I am just now returning to my hometown of Anville Town, Unova

I witnessed things I wouldn't think I would see again, and had to battle some of the city's most unsavory to earn my freedom

My story will seem fantastical. It is, unfortunately, what I lived through. When I feel comfortable giving details, I will share

[humptydiance]

First, some texts prior to my flight out of Unova. With permission from my mother to share, of course

[fog-with-a-blog]

hey. uh. humans. why would you trust a rotom to catch u if you jump off a roof. you guys are like notoriously fragile why is this the new trend on campus

[fog-with-a-blog]

like I can jump off the roof of the science building no problem. sure. but YOU GUYS will break your arms falling off a tree branch at your eye level and you can't even go in the healing machine!!

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Whats this whole thing with burning the straw gogoat thing?

[ghet-it-sis]

The people long for arson, darlin. Everyone craves a little drama and destruction, you know?

[has-the-gogoat-burned-yet]

it's something objectively harmless that is against the law because gavle town hates whimsy. anyway we're overdue for a good spot of gogoat arson, as a treat.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Oh. Fair enough i suppose. What happens when it burns? Blokes break out the good wine?

[has-the-gogoat-burned-yet]

I would if I had any! usually just whatever I can get my hands on. though it hasn't actually burned once since I started formally tracking the gogoat burnings- the year before I made this blog, though, THAT was a fun year.

gogoat technically didn't burn. but it also did NOT survive. because they used straw that had a lot of seeds in it and a bunch of bird pokemon got interested. the rangers they hired were able to get most of them away, but there was this really stubborn flock of murkrow and good for them! good for them.

sadly they used better straw last year. and this year. I'll settle for other gogoat destruction methods but arson is the preferred one, y'know?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Welp im depressed enough to bite what other destruction methods have ya thought up? Surely youve thought of a few fun ones over the years and the public at large should totally listen in but legally speaking were not advocating for the use of any other fun methods that could be done

[has-the-gogoat-burned-yet]

I like fire too much to put that much thought into methods that don't involve it, but you can sure get creative even if you're sticking to the classics~

[ghet-it-sis]

How do you feel about colored fire? Maybe a nice trans flag, burning through the night? It's definitely possible-- some magnesium sulfate, mix it up with lithium chloride, and then the outer stripes can just be plain copper chloride. I can ask my newest son about it if you like! It's very much up his alley.