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16•They/them or He/him•Australian•Pansexual

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i made this for the discord but its important

[whatisthisnonsense]

You forgot a step

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Kuro from the fanfic 'Guilty pleasure friends' by @rubyleaf

I swear I read this fanfic last year and then found it again like yesterday lmaoo

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If the sides worked at Maccas

Virgil would be the one who is constantly anxious and doesn't want to be on register, so he goes in the back or on fries.

Patton is a manager and goes on register or drive thru. He also knows how to make coffees and things like that.

Logan is another manager, he always makes sure things are stocked up. He works in Café so he doesn't have to deal with as many people.

Roman is either at the counter or the kiosk, always greeting people and managing to make them buy more than they planned. He is also a crew trainer and he helped train Virgil.

Remy and Picani are there too cause I said so. Remy works in the Café and is the best at making coffees and Picani makes food in the bad.

Deciet and Remus work in the Hungry Jacks across the road and they constantly compete. Virgil did work there with them but left.

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Virgil, talking to Deciet: Look I could care less about the light sides

Remus, covered in blood and grinning: I just stabbed Logan ten times, knocked out Roman and traumatized Patton!

Virgil, slowly pulling out a bat: YOU F*CKING WHAT MATE?!

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TSinktober day one

frankiensteins monster is a model in his free time

It aint the best oop

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Just sitting her listening to my aunty as she says that non-binary people dont exist. Guess I dont exist then.

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Teacher: someone take that computer to the cow (Computers on wheels)

Virgil, handing the computer to the teacher: there you go

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Roman: Will you ever fall in love?

Virgil: I can't even fall asleep.

[perfectly-timed-pics-of-ts]

Oh boy…

[stop-it-anxiety-deactivated2022]

This is a perfect meme template

[limitededitionsanderssidesblog]

Couldn’t resist a meme

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

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Ya know one day imma regret posting things like this but THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY BITCHES

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Roman: LOGAN LETS GO RAID AREA 51!

Logan: It took me ten years to get out of there, I aint going back

Virgil, jumping out of nowhere: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

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Virgil: I don't care about any of you.

Deciet: *Makes Patton cry*

Virgil: FIGHT ME YOU SNAKEY B*TCH

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Patton, using the steam mop: things are getting pretty Steamy over here

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Lockets

So… Here’s another LAMP Soulmate AU! 

Warnings - Virgil is sad, Bullying mention, Patton is sad for a bit, Virgil’s thoughts get a little spirally, mention of like… science biology exhibit thingy? Let me know if there is something

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Virgil Thomas Jenkins was seven years old when the Soulmate Caravan made it’s way into his town. His mother and father had explained to him that whenever the caravan came to town, all of the people who didn’t have their Soul Locket yet would go and see if one called out to them. They were only allowed to have one locket, and if one was meant to be his, he would know. He had so many questions about how it all worked, and where they came from, and how the locket knew who his soulmate was going to be. But no one really had an answer for that. The Caravan was mystical and magical… Somehow feeling absolute.

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[thetickleeraven]

The One Time Virgil Really Laughed

…and everyone was stunned by how adorable it was.

It started off as a normal day. Virgil was sitting on a chair at the table near Logan who was reading a book. Patton was cooking and Roman was drinking a soda nearby.

Then, in a stroke of Roman brand genius, Roman decided he was going to try and throw the now empty can into the trash can from across the room.

“This bitch empty, YEET!” Roman yelled as he threw it with all its might. however his aim was off and it instead clocked Logan right on the head.

Logan was ABOUT to ring Roman a new one but he stopped.

With the beauty of vine references and someone else’s pain, that moment seemed to really get to Virgil.

“Pffftahahahahaha!” Virgil snorted and laughed. Fully and openly. It was bouncy and squeaky and littered with the occasional snort. He put a hand over his mouth to try and stop the stream of leftover giggles at the end of his little laughter fit.

Just as he was about to stop, the scene replayed in his head and he started laughing again.

Logan, Patton, and Roman were all stunned with gaping mouths. They had never heard Virgil laugh before… and it was adorable! Virgil was doubling over with the force of his own laughter and his smile was so wide it looked like his face would split in half.

Roman was smiling at the sight, he glanced over at Patton who looked like he had just won the lottery and was holding in the worlds most adoring squeal.

Eventually Virgil was able to regain composure… unfortunately.

He looked around warily. Seeing Patton’s face of pure adoration he blushed a bit.

“Uh… guys?”

“THAT. WAS. ADORABLE!” Patton let out that ear piercing squeal and ran over to hug Virgil who was very confused.

Roman joined in, making it a group hug. He then pulled Logan in who was still stunned.

“W-What? What’s up with you guys?”

“I didn’t even think you could laugh, Doom and Gloom!”

“I-It’s just a stupid laugh…”

“It was so precious!” Patton yelled.

Virgil groaned and just resigned himself to the smothering group hug.

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*Roman, Logan and Patton find Virgil on the couch, curled up with a ridiculous amount of blankets and pillows*

Roman: Where did he even get all of those?

Logan: I'm sure, if one were to put together all of the blankets and pillows we own, it would come to this enormous number.

Patton, looking absolutely lovestruck: So he stole them?

Virgil, voice absolutely muffled: I borrowed them.

Logan and Roman:

Patton, still looking lovestruck:

Virgil: ...I'm borrowing them indefinitely

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

I KNOW IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS BUT

I JUST REALISED THE SANDERS SIDES CHRISTMAS EPISODE IS JUST A LAMP FEST AND I’M DYING

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE WATCHED IT AFTER DISCOVERING THAT I SHIP LAMP SO MUCH AND I’M DYING AT HOW ADORABLE THEY ALL ARE TOGETHER

LOGAN’S AND VIRGIL’S FACES AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE IT

I’M CACKLING I NEVER NOTICED LOGAN’S BEWILDERED FACE HERE

I HAVE NEVER NOTICED HOW DONE WITH THEM ALL LOGAN LOOKS AS HE SINGS “SIX SONGS-A-SUNGING” I’M  D E A D

AAAAA I LOVE LOGAN SO MUCH HIS LITTLE SMILE

ANALOGICAL IS REAL OML I CAN’T I’M DYING VIRGIL’S LITTLE LAUGH AFTER LOGAN SAYS “SIX CRIMES AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE”

LOGAN’S SMILE AT PATTON I’VE NEVER NOTICED IT BEFORE

ROMAN’S SNARL AT VIRGIL OMG THE WAY VIRGIL IS LOOKING BACK AT HIM PRINXIETY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER REALLY THAT’S AN I LOVE YOU SNARL XD

I LOVE LOGAN’S STOIC FACE AFTER HE JUST SCREAMED IN THEIR EARS LOGAN IS TURNING INTO MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AGAIN MOVE ASIDE DECEIT I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH

LAMP IS REAL 

AAAAA I’M SQUEALING LIKE I HAVEN’T ALREADY WATCHED THIS SANDERS SIDES LIKE 50 PLUS TIMES

I LOVE LOGAN’S FACE HERE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

LAMP IS REAL

LAMP IS REAL

LAMP IS REAL

I’m sorry, I’ll just never be over how they smile at Virgil when singing the adorable line, “And an emo whose now our best friend!” THEY ALL LOVE VIRGIL SO MUCH