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[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[amydicinta]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[msjessicaday]

[hydro-homies]

It be like this

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[2gay2functtion]

#1 has anxiety

#2 has superiority complex

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

You know who we don’t make fun of enough? Those dudes who can’t cook and don’t wash their asscracks but are convinced that they’d be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

[wetwareproblem]

I forget where, but I once saw the most devastating line on this phenomenon: “You think you’re Mad Max, but you’re just one of the skulls in the pyramid in the background.”

[gnine2]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Follow on Instagram too!

[stellarblade]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]

[ahva-deactivated20250409]

white person: i hate people of color lol

poc: that’s literally racist-

white person: hey can you please delete this post? i was having a panic attack and that’s why i called you racial slurs behind your back for three months on skype. also how do i ever now youre a real P.OC. person when you’ve never posted a selfie? jfc you racefakers are vile… and honestly this post seems really… ableist to me?? like just say you hate people with bpd lmaooo 

#tw ableism #tw poc #why is this bitch calling me racist when all my ids are japanese

[kristina100000]

doctors in the 19th century really were like maam i diagnose you with woman

[hydro-homies]

Have blessed day

[wdasgifs]

The road to true love may be barred by still many more dangers, which you alone will have to face. So arm thyself with this enchanted Shield of Virtue, and this mighty Sword of Truth, for these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil.

Sleeping Beauty (1959) dir. Clyde Geronimi

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[out-of-context-batfam]

Booster Gold #12

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hot damn Alfred

[clownarmy]

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

[bailesu]

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

[stone-faced-sunset]

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

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