familiarity

[viridianza]

NOI⊥∀⅁IΛ∀N

Welcome to my Blog. I've been reported 2 times, I'll let you guess who I am. Hint, it's in my Header.

Masterlists:

Warning

Diversity~ [1] [2]

Familiarize / Gojo Satoru, Ryomen Sukuna, Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi

Heat / Technoblade

Bee / Technoblade

Secrecy / Sir Billiam

Protective / Technoblade

You Drive Me Insane / Technoblade

Boyfriend / Dreamwastaken, Technoblade, DreamXD

TREASURE BOX / Tubbo, Ranboo, Dreamwastaken, DreamXD, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot

Friendship / Tubbo, Tommyinnit, Ranboo

Taglists:

Fandoms I write for:

Mcyt

Haikyuu

Jujutsu Kaizen

My Hero Academia

Demon Slayer

Attack On Titan

Anons:

🐏 || 🍄 || 🐷 || 🐗 || 🕺 || 🐝 || ❄ || 🦋 || 💮 || 🧃 || 🍬 || ✨ || 🤫 || 😅 || ☂

Technomaid's Simp

Almost an Orphan

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Accounts:

Tumblr: viridianza

AO3: TchnoMaid

Wattpad: Viridianza

I will let you in on a warning, I have anger issues. So don't tempt me. I also kin Technoblade and DreamXD. Yeah, the Gods. I advise you that if you are looking for a fight, I will take that shit seriously and come after you 1000 times worse so don't even try.

Treat people the way you wanna be treated. Treat me with kindness and support, I will return that ten fold. Back stab me and go after me, I'll make sure to make you and your life miserable.

Was that a bluff? Beats me, you can take it however you like. Not like I care.

I cannot reply to comments nor can I comment myself. Tumblr is not allowing me to do so, but it is alright I can still talk within the ask box.

!(too lazy to fix that problem)!

If you want a more proofread version of my work, try reading it on AO3.

[viridianza]

mother I just wanted to inform you in case i forget it i am eating pasta with chicken for lunch

not yet tho first later

Alright good, if you need a reminder, I'm here. 💐

[viridianza]

See instead of spending my day like a normal person

I cancelled my plans with my friends so I can stay inside and rewatch foolish’ streams and then proceed to simp whilst doing so 🤩

-🍄

Oh shit, did you explain to them why?

[viridianza]

i have to say this on anon. so basically there’s this person on tiktok who ranks people’s monster crushes by if their fuckable or not, and i thought, “why not put techno in it?? and to be more specific, why not the SAD-ist animation?” so i do it but i chicken out as i finish writing it. but little do i know, i sent it in. so i watch one of their live streams and they start to end it up, and guess what i saw. his name. it was only 2 other names away from being picked on the list. now i’m waiting thursday to see if i’ll regret or not! 😊 sorry if this was too long

That's alright. Also wow, which tiktok is that. I'm asking for experiments.

[viridianza]

ayo.... techno who likes getting his ears scratched like a dog. thats it, thats the tweet. (this is a headcanons request) -🧃

Yesss, I can see this happening.

[viridianza]

The way you write just fills my body with glee anyway have a FANTASTIC day

Thank you very much for the support, I really appreciate it. I hope you have a nice day as well. Here, take a sunflower. 🌻

[viridianza]

hello!! how was your day? hopefully it was good :D i've been recounting horribly embarrassing moments from middle school and dying on the inside-

I've done that occasionally, like, out of NOWHERE. but anyways, my day has been great. I'm just gonna guess that you feel pretty embarrassed rn 💀

[viridianza]

I am here to say that I had an apple today (I didn't take a picture tho)

am I healthy???? are you proud because I ate an apple today mother???

Yes, yes, eating an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, some might say. Proceed to eat healthy my child, it will do you good. 💐Very proud.

[viridianza]

My dear, if u are taking requests could I request a

Sir billium x reader degration smut

[Or Technoblade if you want 👉👈]

I'll be happy either way, take your time of course!! No rush at all! Thankie 👉👈

~A very flustered 🐏Anon

Secrecy

Sir Billium with a Degradation Kink..

Spanking, Hair Pulling, Rough Sex, Over stimulation, Degrading, Sir Kink, Choking.

"Silence." Billium ordered, hand moving over your mouth to insert 3 of his fingers between your lips. "What did I say about letting poor people in the mansion?"

"Mpphh.. -" You struggled to speak, his 3 digits surging further into your mouth. "m-Mm" He has always treated you like this, different from the rest of the commoners that worked for him.

The man moved his hand away, fixing his mask to securely keep it on. "Answer."

"But.. But Sir, he was injured, I had no choice but to let him in!"

"Darling." His voice deepened, a single finger tracing over your parted lips. "That doesn't give you the right to disobey my orders."

You could see the way his eyes narrowed, darkened even, he looked as if he was ready to pounce on you at any second. Why was he like this to you but not to anyone else..?

"You know what happens to disobedient maids, don't you..?" Billiam pulled you over his lap, forcefully pushing aside the outfit you wore. "They get punished." He finished sentence, lifting his dominant hand up before landing a harsh slap against your ass.

"FUCK!" You cursed, earning a scoff from the male who held you closely.

"Don't use such foul language around me, Darling. You wouldn't want to be left alone to suffer on your own, now would you?"

"No sir.." Your voice became soft, too scared to anger your master any further.

"Good.."

----🥡

"A-Ahhh!" You moaned, covering your mouth to suppress anymore noises that threatened to come out. "S-Sir! Please.. mm!"

"Uncover your mouth." Billiam stopped his movements, wrapping a hand around your throat as he pulled your head up with a harsh tug. "Right this instant. I wanna hear you scream."

Slowly, you removed your hand from your mouth, opting to look at him straight in the eye before turning away. "S-Sir.. It's too much please..-"

"You dare to order me within my walls?" The male snapped his hips forward, causing you to let out a loud scream. "I decide when you've learned your lesson." Threading his fingers through your hair, he pulled on it until your back pressed against his bare chest. "And clearly, you haven't."

"N-No please Sir.. A-AHHH!" Without a warning, he began to go at a steady pace, thrusting his cock deeper inside to the point his tip kept kissing your cervix. "F-FUCK! A-AhhHh- fghhhh..!"

"What a slut you are, always pleasuring yourself on your Master's Cock." He scoffed, tightening his grip around your neck as he continued to build up speed.

"I wonder how your fellow commoners will react to seeing you like this?" Tech brushed his lips against your neck, leaving open mouth kisses all over your skin. "No one will respect you. No one will ever love you once they see who you truly are.. A little fucking cum slut."

"P-Please.. -a-AhhHh..! No! Don't tell them p-Please..!"

"Darling, who would I be to openly share what's mine?" He bit down, grunting at the feeling of your walls tightening. "Always so t-tight, shit."

"Maybe I should make you my wife, yeah? You would love that wouldn't you, to get fucked any time." Billiam chuckled to himself, pulling both you and him up and expertly changed the position to you riding his waist. "Look at you, my beautiful slut. Let's make you scream louder, shall we."

Edit Credit: @/wessysaep on IG

[viridianza]

hello my lord, wrote a snippet of a scene late at night and wanted to hear some commentary and share it with you. - an unnamed anon

Sharp trills filled the silence the forest brought, tall pines looming over the two figures standing idly. The piercing red optics of the white-haired female would narrow at the pitiful frame of her opponent that stood at roughly at 5'11''. She'd suck on her teeth, pupils contracting as more trills would rumble in her throat, long ears slightly twitching at the trills sent back. She'd scoff and withdraw her sharpened axe, the edges desecrated from years and varieties of use. "Xian, you know we don't have to do this." The brunette before her would speak, standing straighter as his grip on the hilt of his sword tightened visibly, his visible knuckles peeking from the bandages enfolding his hand turning white. Xian's mouth would pull into a frown, then a snarl: unimpressed at his feeble attempt to offer mercy and run with his tail tucked between his legs.

Xian would tighten her own grip on the axe, raising her arm to point the eye of the hatchet towards the brunette. "This mess is the result of your doing, Dolos. Don't lam because you played the wrong card and now have to face your consequences of aggravating the wrong people." Xian spat coldly, venom laced into her sharp words as her arm fell limp. Dolos would swallow thickly, his face scrunching up in frustration. He'd raise his hands to his face and remove his glasses, putting them away into his coat pocket.

"Then so be it. If it's a fight you want, who am I to not grant that wish?" He'd muse, raising his head and curling his fist around the grip of the sword. A luminescent light flickering in the dim moonlight that'd filter through the leaves of the surrounding oak trees. Leaves flitted around them as they'd fall to the ground, Xian only grunted and tipped her head upwards. "Then let's make it your last, Dolos." She'd respond cooly, standing in place as the ruffled brunette charged towards her.

There was a clank of metal as blades collided, and no sooner than the battle began: there was a bath of blood garnishing the once green blades of grass and one person standing.

I-

You have quite a beautiful way of writing there. Who and what are you, perhaps a God at writing? This is BEAUTIFUL, beautiful I tell you.

First of all, the way you executed this out was immaculate and just pure perfect. I rate this a 100/10, would HIGHLY suggest you start writing on your own blog to show this off. Because wow, you will gain attention in no time.

My anons are all so talented, I feel like a proud mother.

[viridianza]

I would like to know if you would do a headcanon with royal technoblade and a bee hybrid with wings and antennas on the head and how he would react to you having bees as friends

Anon -🐝

Bee

Technoblade.. How he'd react to you having bees as friends.

Fluff, crack, no angst.

When Technoblade found out that you were friends with literal bees, he just kinda stood there like 🧍.

"Do you buzz and speak their language or do you talk normally."

Like deadass this man would be confused, but he'll be sticking around just to listen to you communicate with them.

He thinks it's rather interesting how you could talk so smoothly without any concern whatsoever.

Similar to how he can speak to his piglin friends.

Despite not knowing what you say to the bee's, he'll try his best to translate whatever the conversation is into English inside his head.

You can tell whenever he's trying to understand because the way his ears would twitch so much to the point it looks like he's flapping them purposely.

Technoblade sometimes studies bees whenever you're not around just so that he won't feel left out whenever you're hanging out with them.

For example, when he stumbles upon one out in the open while he's adventuring, he'll approach it and experiment by mimicking the different noises/sounds you made while speaking.

If you ever catch him on the act, he's gonna pretend or avoid the situation just so that he doesn't seem desperate.

As soon as you turn your back, he's gonna be writing down information on a little book he keeps that's all about you and the language you speak with the bees.

Edit Credit: @/gnfaep on IG

[viridianza]

I forgot to say I reached 500 on my 5th day.. Whoops. But anyways, pogggggg.

[viridianza]

My mom cut my hair and gave me layers feeling pog rn

-🕺

Yesss, I bet you look amazing in your new hairstyle. POP OFF.

[viridianza]

i have exams tomorrow so i probably won't be in ur inbox :(( -🐷

It's alright my friend, good luck on your exam.

[viridianza]

ugh i just sent something with ur anons in it and forgot to tag it, sorry-🐷

No no, it's alright. 😂

[viridianza]

🍄, 🕺,🐏, 🐗, 🕺, 🐝, 💮,🧃, ☂, and technomia my beloveds, how was/is your day

Goodddddd.

[viridianza]

Everybody and I’m so very close to crying about it 🧍‍♀️

-🍄

I- don't cry- please don't cry my friend do NOT CRY-