Ask the Virtual Experiments

After a long war in a far away area, a scientist resorts to creating robots to help him survive. But these robots have always wanted to see a normal pony, so they created this tumblr. Ask questions! Icon by: Lemonmod

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

What type of expirements do you work on?

justin: i work on lots of experiments,like this robot that runs on water *pours water* whoops, wrong robot, they all look the same, so its always confusing to me to find the right energy source and i ran out of ink everytime i try to make a new design, ink is really expensive too.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: Aww come on Professor Fuzzball, me and Glitchy were gonna answer that!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Justin: well, you gals were arguing over the camera so, i thoght i should answer this question instead, said question being about expirements and i am a scientic.

[ask-twilight-craft]

For lemon-pie-orchards-faq.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Glitchy: Ooh, this is really cool!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

mean while in the lab

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Today in skype

へ(゜∇、°)へ hey guis my names glitchy

へ(゜∇、°)ノ lets go on an adventure

Σ(♡＠﹏ ＠☆)ﾉ” NRRG

へ(゜∇、°)へ wooooooeeeeeeeee

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

What type of expirements do you work on?

justin: i work on lots of experiments,like this robot that runs on water *pours water* whoops, wrong robot, they all look the same, so its always confusing to me to find the right energy source and i ran out of ink everytime i try to make a new design, ink is really expensive too.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: Aww come on Professor Fuzzball, me and Glitchy were gonna answer that!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Justin: well, you gals were arguing over the camera so, i thoght i should answer this question instead, said question being about expirements and i am a scientic.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

What type of expirements do you work on?

justin: i work on lots of experiments,like this robot that runs on water *pours water* whoops, wrong robot, they all look the same, so its always confusing to me to find the right energy source and i ran out of ink everytime i try to make a new design, ink is really expensive too.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: Aww come on Professor Fuzzball, me and Glitchy were gonna answer that!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

What type of expirements do you work on?

justin: i work on lots of experiments,like this robot that runs on water *pours water* whoops, wrong robot, they all look the same, so its always confusing to me to find the right energy source and i ran out of ink everytime i try to make a new design, ink is really expensive too.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Glitchy: G̵̯͖͚l̖̠͓i̮̥͖̼ͅͅt͖̫̲͍̠̗̗c̩̮̬̺͓h̞̖͓̘y͏ͅ ̡͇̬͍̫h͔̙̜̫̼͙̫͢e͚͓̪r̰͖e̴.̟̘̮͎̹̝.̻̳͖̟.̰͉̞̖͡.͝S̞o̡͚̼͉̜͇̱̜r̴̹r͔̭͍̻̖̮̺y̸͉̬͍̝̺̼ͅ ̢̹̞͙̭̤ab̡o͏̣ù̫t̻̪̀ ͠t̥̝̲͇͕͟h̼͇̥̹͉͔̞e̢ ̀g͕̲̪͉̹̩͠l͏ì-̪͚̹͇g̬͈͕͓l̘̹͖͜i͙̟͍̲̟̥̼-̮̲̝̣̜̜g̟̻̬͍̮͙̞ĺ̳͉͉ͅi̭t̟̥̱c̪͚̲͝h̢̼̜̦̼̰̘,͏̩̹̰̜̮̘ ҉͚͓e̟͝v̕e̻̪͍̞͈̘̼r͎̝̬̯y͏͉t̯͙̼̀h̷i̜̱̭̭̠͚n͏͎̮͖̣g̜̲͕͙̜ ̜̮̯͡ͅI̖̤̲̣͘ ͍̮̣̹͇t̸̳̖͉̳̱̭-̜̙̳̯̯̼́t̙̪̺͇̘̜o̟̖ư̜̱̯̜̹c̷͙h̦́ͅ ͇͖̺g̬l͉̲͎i̙̳͜t̡̯̹̞͓̲̗ͅc̭͍̙̗̱͝h̯͍͟e͏͇͇̞̹̠̬s̳̲.̸̲̘̻̤͈.̢̥ͅ.̦̦

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: GLITCHY! Let go of the camera! You'll glitch it out and break it!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Glitchy: G̵̯͖͚l̖̠͓i̮̥͖̼ͅͅt͖̫̲͍̠̗̗c̩̮̬̺͓h̞̖͓̘y͏ͅ ̡͇̬͍̫h͔̙̜̫̼͙̫͢e͚͓̪r̰͖e̴.̟̘̮͎̹̝.̻̳͖̟.̰͉̞̖͡.͝S̞o̡͚̼͉̜͇̱̜r̴̹r͔̭͍̻̖̮̺y̸͉̬͍̝̺̼ͅ ̢̹̞͙̭̤ab̡o͏̣ù̫t̻̪̀ ͠t̥̝̲͇͕͟h̼͇̥̹͉͔̞e̢ ̀g͕̲̪͉̹̩͠l͏ì-̪͚̹͇g̬͈͕͓l̘̹͖͜i͙̟͍̲̟̥̼-̮̲̝̣̜̜g̟̻̬͍̮͙̞ĺ̳͉͉ͅi̭t̟̥̱c̪͚̲͝h̢̼̜̦̼̰̘,͏̩̹̰̜̮̘ ҉͚͓e̟͝v̕e̻̪͍̞͈̘̼r͎̝̬̯y͏͉t̯͙̼̀h̷i̜̱̭̭̠͚n͏͎̮͖̣g̜̲͕͙̜ ̜̮̯͡ͅI̖̤̲̣͘ ͍̮̣̹͇t̸̳̖͉̳̱̭-̜̙̳̯̯̼́t̙̪̺͇̘̜o̟̖ư̜̱̯̜̹c̷͙h̦́ͅ ͇͖̺g̬l͉̲͎i̙̳͜t̡̯̹̞͓̲̗ͅc̭͍̙̗̱͝h̯͍͟e͏͇͇̞̹̠̬s̳̲.̸̲̘̻̤͈.̢̥ͅ.̦̦

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: Guys, I found the camera! Lemme just turn this on...

Code Red: I think it's working!

Code Red: Hello everypony, it's Code Red! I've found the camera and I'll be accepting any asks you have. So ask away!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

What brought you to tumblr?

Glitchy: W̢̫͓̣̙e̖̩͈̬͈̣̠ ̹̥s̘͓̦̣̺̱ṉ̶̘͉̟͓͎u̵͓̭c̰̭k͍ ̦̻͎̱̘̪̲o̦n̻̻̙͔̖͍̲ ͉͚̼͇̰ͅt͓̳̥̠̭͎h͉͚e҉͓̻̙̦̣ ̙͠c͍̥͔̟̳͚o̴̭̗͓̲̪̱ḿ̻̖͙̟̞̪̜p̣̻͎̬̣͉u̦̭t̗̟̳͈͠e͟ŕ̮̗̻͎,̹̬͍̺̦̹́ ̮and͏̺̤̺̺̪̪ ͎͖͚̺͍̙m̶̙̗̞̝̼̹a̻̘͔d͍̩̣̳̬̯̠ḙ̭̟͎̺̲͎ ̼͍a̙̰͕n̦̲̮̟̣͉̘͠ ̘̞̭͓̬a̬͈̳c̘̣̙̙̺̫͔c͉͓̗̭͍͝ò͓u̧͖͉͈̼͎̜ͅn̴͈t͠ o̪̺͍̹͇ń̥̦͎̙̫ ̪̤͓t̬͔͓͇̳͜ͅh̩̪̬̠i͓͚͔͉s̫̠̼̰̼ ̡͔t̜̭͝h̵i͎̻̟n̤̟͇̟̫ͅg̜̝͉̳͞.͎̠̱ ͍̗͠H̞͇̼̞͔o̙̣p̣̞̰̻͉̀ͅe͙̪̬̪͈̟ ͍̘̼͉̯͠t̞̙ha̕t̗̦͜ ͜a̹̤̰͕ͅn̵͖̫̞̗̩͙ͅs͕͔̖ẁe̷̮̪̲̥r̲̜̞̱̦̲̙s͔̙ ͇̱̪y̞͇͢o̷̟̙̲̪͇u͕̟̙̮̯̹̜͢r̞̻̯̙̲͘ ̖̼̞̲q̵̣̰͓ṳ̪̟ͅe͎͚̳͠s͏̱̯̩t͖͍̞͈̥̕ͅͅi̠͚̩o̙̯ͅn͢.҉̭̠̣̯̣ 

Er, let m̰͎̰̤͔e̼͍̻̯ ͉̯͠t̝̭r̷y҉̥̬̼ again. We snuck on the computer and made an account on this th̡i̗͕̮̺̻̲̰n̳̖͚͜g̵̲—thing. Hope that answers your question.

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

?: Okay well, If you really want to know who we are, my name is Microchip. I’m the leader around here. Kind of a big deal.

?: Are not! Hello everypony, I’m G̲̺̤̤͖͇͚̒̏ͫlͪ̌͏̙ĭ͇͍͔͊̇̈́͠t̯̂̌̓c̪̫͂͋͑̍h̐̓̑̂y̡̦̻͌ͯ̈́̀̃ͬ͋. Oh, sorry about that. I’m Glitchy.

?: And I’m Code…

[deceasedandwell]

Introductions.

Just letting you know, your asks aren’t open

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Glitchy: Oops, sorry! My fault! Asks are open now!

[schotalooisachickenlol]

?: hey, you haven’t forgotten about me now, did you. i’m the scientist, professer justin the puffball, who created these ponies!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Code Red: Ahh! Puffy, what are you doing here? I though you were at a science convention or something!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

?: Okay well, If you really want to know who we are, my name is Microchip. I’m the leader around here. Kind of a big deal.

?: Are not! Hello everypony, I’m G̲̺̤̤͖͇͚̒̏ͫlͪ̌͏̙ĭ͇͍͔͊̇̈́͠t̯̂̌̓c̪̫͂͋͑̍h̐̓̑̂y̡̦̻͌ͯ̈́̀̃ͬ͋. Oh, sorry about that. I’m Glitchy.

?: And I’m Code...

[deceasedandwell]

Introductions.

Just letting you know, your asks aren't open

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Glitchy: Oops, sorry! My fault! Asks are open now!

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Introductions.

?: Okay well, If you really want to know who we are, my name is Microchip. I'm the leader around here. Kind of a big deal.

?: Are not! Hello everypony, I'm G̲̺̤̤͖͇͚̒̏ͫlͪ̌͏̙ĭ͇͍͔͊̇̈́͠t̯̂̌̓c̪̫͂͋͑̍h̐̓̑̂y̡̦̻͌ͯ̈́̀̃ͬ͋. Oh, sorry about that. I'm Glitchy.

?: And I'm Code Red. Sorry we can't supply any pictures or anything, we'll have to go find a camera later.

Microchip: Go ahead and send us asks if you want. We've always wanted to interact with normal ponies.

Glitchy: B̫̻͇̪͉͍̊y̰̟̱̺̖̔͜e̦̰̍ ̭͎̊ͦͪ̔f̍̽̍҉or̅͂ ͉̫̳͒̓n͚̻͒̉ͧͫ͆o̲͍̙͋ͣͅw̵̙̬̺̘ͤͨ͆ͯ̿!͊͛̉͘

[virtual-experiment-ponies]

Hello.

?: We haven't seen anyone here lately. What are you doing here?

?: Are you here to learn about us?

?: We'll tell you, but it might cost us our freedom. Please don't tell anyone we're doing this.