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My God. You've finally solved that compulsive urge to hold your breath as long as characters are underwater. Just make the character NOT BREATHE.
I wouldn't recommend indulging this urge for webcomics with multi-day update gaps
honestly i think the easiest way for tumblr to make money is just make Cumblr a separate site which is just a porn blogging site. just moderate it better than last time and dont let it get overrun with csam and ai shit
theres really no good porn blogging site if you think about it. like. there are porn sites sure but theres not really a blogging space for it aymore and i think its niche but theres probably a market for it at the least
honestly tumblr has so many artists, nsfw and not, it could just use a dedicated gallery feature for art/photog/etc. let people customize it like they customize their blog designs. have some premium galleries if you're really desperate for money. have a sort of etsy-esque shop maybe. idk. there are options out there, i feel like if this site fails its just due to bad leadership at this point.
they could just make a series of sister sites that interact with main in the same way but only shows that content, with tumblr being the great hive of all content tbh.
tumblr: main
yumblr: food blogs only
rumblr: a fight club to the death
dumblr: tumblr for dummies
humblr: idk humble yourself
jumblr: just a jumble of everything i guess
lumblr: lumberjack tumblr??
cumblr: you already know
bumblr: tumblr but only for bees
numblr: number tumblr where everything is in numbers
mumblr: messaging site
chumblr: make some friends idk
stumblr: who knows what you'll stumblr upon
drumblr: music i guess
fumblr: football probably
ummblr: umm idk
I HATE DC SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP HARLEY AND IVY???? GOD WHEN I ASKED FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE WAS THE REAL ONES NOT IVY AND HARLEY
So, if you let me im going to cry in my bed
THEY DID WHAT!?!!!???!?
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weâve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itâs revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyâd be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donât know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchâs Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingâs Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyâd be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so hereâs a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. Itâs A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rivalâs kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
Does anyone know where to find the one with the Antichrist raised by loving mother and their family has been raising antichrists so they turn out good for generations?
Okay, the one about raising the Antichrist and a bunch more, because tumblr storytime is brilliant:
43. Raising the Antichrist 44. Hallmark Movie Bad Guys 44. the Rapture comic 45. The Stone of Possibility 46. Humans are space orcs - Jurassic Park edition 47. Messenger birds for Hades and Persephone 48. when the pots of honey showed up 49. rock paper scissors wizards 50. Drake McDougal who saved a ship 51. Alien invasion vs Earth wildlife 52. Pride Knights 53. raising a dragon on a farm 54. Unaligned Supers Job Placement Agency 55. Pirates raised a mermaid 56. Alien Invasion vs Old Gods 57. the fae who asked for a name
For the list-loving tumblr storytime folks:
58. The Forgotten God
59. The King prophesied to defeat evil
60. Ugly Mary
61. Where is my pilot?
62. Boredom is a dangerous thing to a human
63. Antler Guy and Neighbour Steve
64. Be not scared, my child comic
65. The scorpian and the frog (extended edition)
66. Mystery door comic
67. Born cursed comic
68. Gnome world
69. Moonâs stuck in a time loop (from: moonâs haunted)
70. A changeling comic - Mary
71. The roommate whoâs bad at pretending to be human
72. Oracle
73. Mediocre superpower
74. The counter above peopleâs heads
75. Lonomia and names comic
76. The pool at the heart of the forest comic
77. The goblin, the orc, and the overlord
78. Human in a crew of long-lived aliens
79. Punching zeus in the face
80. Earth is the space Amazon rainforest
81. Someone under the bed
82. The lady who makes prosthetics comic
83. Villains make a wish
84. Toad Words
85. The mark of a god (Priest of Arepo)
86. I know iâve kissed you before, but comic
87. Intelligent war machines
88. Minor villain
89. Portrait artist
90. Hero of the valley comic
Plus:
an updated link for humans are unstoppable thanks to @genius11rare
another witchâs cat comic thanks to an ask from @mrsq8geek
91. Adding Opiess, the dragon who adopted an office buildingâs workers
The link to the human dying of radiation poisoning story no longer works. Thankfully I found an archive of the post on reddit
My arch nemesis Cynthia
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Necromancer that doesnât know theyâre a necromancer and thinks theyâre just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
the thing was, she wasnât going to be able to pass the recertification exam, and she couldnât figure out why. annabelle studied. she practiced. she pulled out every trick and shortcut sheâd learned during her two years as an EMT and none of it worked. she just â she didnât get it. it made no sense.
âwake up,â she urged the dummy, pressing her hands to the pulse points on its wrists. âcome on. what the fuck.â
âyeah, i donât think that asking nicely is going to do the trick,â hank said, his eyebrows raised. his helmet, the special one theyâd decorated for him with craft supplies from michaelâs when heâd gotten promoted to firestation chief, sat askew on his head. âi can see now why they didnât pass you.â
annabelle rolled her eyes. âitâs a psychological thing,â she said. âitâs like, you give the brain an instruction and it follows naturally. and the pulse-point thing always works. i donât know why itâs not, like, in any of the books, but i swear to god itâs worked for me every time.â
it was true that annabelle had the best record on low body counts, which was good because she was the smallest person on the team not counting Georgie, who was a corgi. jake and lillian were always making fun of her for having been the shortest of their whole rookie class. but it hadnât ever been a problem before; annabelle rarely had to carry anybody out, because she was good enough at getting them on their feet.
but none of that would matter if she couldnât pass her stupid recertification exam, because theyâd take her badge and sheâd have to go be, like, a doctor or something.
hank blew out a long breath and sunk down to where she was kneeling on the station floor in full fire gear, giving CPR to the practice dummy, whom they called dierdre. there was a little light that went on when youâd saved its life. it had been a dull gray for an hour now.
âlook, AB. i know youâre a good firefighter, and i know you know how to deliver CPR. just do it like you do it during an emergency. youâre overthinking it.â
âbut this is what i do during an emergency!â annabelle cried, throwing her hands up. âi put my hands on their pulse points and i use psychological mumbo-jumbo and they just get up and walk!âÂ
hank blinked. ââŠreally,â he said, voice flat. âpeople whoâve been inhaling smoke for half an hour just ⊠get up and walk.â
âthe brain is an incredibly powerful organ,â said annabelle, shrugging. âlook man, i donât know, okay? but it works. i havenât had to actually do CPR in like a year and a half.â
he gave her a long, quiet look and said, âwellâŠ.huh,â before pushing himself back up onto his feet and frowning off into the distance. âkeep practicing,â he said after a minute, and left her there.
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hank switched her team.
âwhat the fuck, man,â she said, sliding into the truck next to him as the sirens went on. âi canât get CPR on one fucking dummy and suddenly you donât trust me to do my job without supervision?â
carl and bethany very carefully did not meet her eyes in the rearview from the backseat. bethany pulled a magazine from beneath the seat and said loudly, âlook, carl, jennifer aniston and brad pitt are getting back together.â
âthank christ,â said carl. âiâve been really worried about jen.â
hank gave annabelle the flat look that had gotten him promoted to firestation chief in the first place, the one that said iâm your dad and you donât want to disappoint me. as always, annabelle wilted underneath it, sliding down in her seat and crossing her arms over her chest. it was a difficult feat in full gear but she wanted him to know she was feeling sullen.
âi trust you completely,â hank told her, his voice a light scold. âi want to see you in action so i can help you figure out whatâs going wrong with the dummies. sometimes itâs hard for the brain to accurately remember everything that happens during a crisis.â
annabelle rolled her eyes. âi told you,â she said. âitâs just â itâs the same thing every time, Iâm not like, blacking out.â
âgreat, then iâm about to learn a cool new trick,â hank said serenely, and pulled the truck out of the lot. annabelle kept her gaze focused out of the window, watching the city pass as carl and bethany talked loudly about which celebrities were dating which other celebrities and who wore what better. she tried to swallow down the nerves that tightened her throat. maybe the dummy was right. maybe she was doing something else and didnât remember it. maybe the last two years had been a fluke and she had no business being a firefighter. maybe she was about to get fired.
there wasnât a fire, though the alarm was going off. instead they found a bag of smoking popcorn and the collapsed heap of a forty-five year old bachelor type, down to just his boxers and a pair of slippers with llamas on them. he had no pulse.Â
hank held carl and bethany back, directing them to deal with the smoke from the popcorn; annabelle he pointed toward the resident with a jerk of his chin.Â
she sighed, kneeling by his side. she pressed her hands flat to his heart and then dragged them across his chest and down each arm, to his wrists. with her thumbs on his pulse point, she hissed, âletâs go, man. up and at âem. youâre not meant to die in your underwear while cooking popcorn, come on.â
she held her breath for a few moments, conscious of hankâs eyes on her, and let out a long sigh of relief when she felt his pulse jump beneath her, watched his eyes flicker. âwhat the fuck?â he asked, voice a croak. âwhat happened?â
âyou gotta eat more vegetables, bud,â annabelle told him, and looped his arm over her shoulders to help him get to his feet. she was so relieved she could have wept, but instead met hankâs eyes with a challenging glare. see? she thought. i told you. âletâs get you to the ambulance.â
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âthe bad news is that you have a lot of practicing to do if you want to pass your recert,â hank said without preamble, showing up at her apartment. she didnât think sheâd ever seen him in jeans before. it was weird. âthe good news is i understand your problem now.â
annabelle stepped aside, beckoning him in. âwhat problem?â she demanded. âit worked! you saw it work. thatâs the opposite of a problem.â
hank shrugged. he handed her a trifold that heâd clearly printed off at home. it said so you think youâre a necromancer. annabelle blinked down at it, and then up at hank, and then down at the trifold again. âi ⊠donât understand whatâs happening here,â she told him honestly.Â
âiâm not in the community and theyâre kind of cagey, so i canât really tell you a lot,â hank told her, stilted and visibly uncomfortable. âbut i have a cousin who is, and um, i just want you to know that this doesnât change anything. youâre still who youâve always been and you have my complete support. weâll figure out how to get around the recert. maybe iâll â i can put you on admin duty to give you time to study. weâll say itâs because of an injury.â
âhank,â annabelle said, with some urgency. âhank, this flier says the word necromancer.â
âyes,â agreed hank, looking relieved. âoh, good, youâve heard of it already. i thought i was going to have to have the whole your body is changing talk.â
annabelle shook her head. âno, i â hank. you know that ⊠um, you know that necromancy isnât real, right? people canât bring other people back from the dead. thatâs crazy.â
âannabelle, not four hours ago you instructed a dead man to stand up and he did.â
âokay, he wasnât dead, obviously. he was almost dead, at best.â
âno. he was dead.â
âi felt his pulse! it was very faint!â
âyou called his pulse. no one else would have felt it, because it wasnât there except in response to you.â
âhank, what the fuck.â
he shrugged. âread the flier,â he instructed. âand bring dierdre home with you. youâre going to have to practice a lot if you want to get recertified, considering you havenât one time had to use any of the skills you learned the first go around.â
he bussed her temple as he went by, letting himself out of her apartment with a friendly wave. annabelle looked down at the flier in her hand with a frown. when she unfolded it, the first page said, everyoneâs necromancy journey is different, but most people discover their gift by accident. have you ever brought a pet back to life? touched an elderly relatives hand and seen some of the color flood back into their face? or perhaps, more subtly, been able to keep cut flowers alive long past their purchase date?
annabelle looked at her kitchen table. sheâd had the same vase of tulips on it since she moved in, three years ago. it was true they periodically started to wilt, but she usually just changed their water and they were fine, popping back up one after the other as she slid them into the fresh vase.Â
âwell shit,â annabelle said, letting the flier fall from her hands.
Tumblerians tumblrites and tumblers, all and alike make writing and art prompts out of things that werenât meant to be and that is a beauty beyond compare. Thank you members of tumblr for the amazing stories and art and for sharing it with the small world that is this website.
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Art I made of 2 of my original characters. Sally and Tulip.
Bruce finds out that thomas and martha werenât the perfect people he thought they were and were in fact billionaires.
Bruce: You know what the worst part is?
Alfred: That you feel as though everything youâve done is based on a lie?
Bruce, pouting: No, I have to tell Poison Ivy she was right. Iâll never live it down.
Does anyone have any recommendations for books written about schizophrenic characters by authors who actually have the disorder? I'm writing a book with a schizophrenic protagonist and trying to do research but the majority of resources that come up are from doctors/caregivers/biographers talking About someone with schizophrenia rather than giving any testimony From the actual person with schizophrenia and highkey i feel like im tearing my hair out
i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly
i want to draw my comic but the part im at is so boring
i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now
Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, theyâre given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile
me to zombies:
Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D
Itâs incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attackerâs aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.
Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, itâs taboo to harm âbloomingâ undead:
Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter.Â
Itâs a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.
Survivors who help spread flowers, look after âbloomingâ undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.
Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.
Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until itâs gone.
PLEASE CHECK OUT THE FLORIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Harley and Ivy: Life and Crimes #3 (DC, January 2026) variant cover by Marguerite Sauvage
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Okay Then!
by lightness_demoanya Batman is called in to deal with the Joker a bit earlier than he'd prefer. Little did he know that the Joker has an angel on his shoulder. Words: 808, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Harleen Quinzel, The Joker Relationships: Batman & Joker, Batman & Harleen Quinzel, Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Rehabilitation, Silly, Bruce Wayne-centric, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Healthy Joker/Harleen Quinzel, Psychiatrist Harleen Quinzel, Mentioned Jim Gordon (DCU), Mentioned Clark Kent via https://ift.tt/5IE6HWM