Koa

I'm probably dead

[virtualoolong]

˗ˋˏ ✶ ˎˊ˗ Intro

-: ✧ Koa -: ✧ 20 -: ✧ he/him

⋆˙⟡ No trigger warnings. Be careful. Block me if you want to and use common sense. ⋆˙⟡ Moots can always ask for instagram and discord! ⋆˙⟡ My soul is owned and I’m currently locked inside of a cage

Yes I deleted my old accs because of my embarrassing crash outs, haha.

SOL KIN NO FAKES NO DOUBLES OOOOU 🤬 (this is for pookums)

[virtualoolong]

Hello mother who disowned me and what are you doing at my door even? 🐰🐰

[virtualoolong]

Hot take but those people (on any social media platform) who desperately want to be an “older sibling” to children online are weird as fuck????? It’s okay to have younger mutuals. Personally I wouldn’t talk to any of them in DMs. I’m not saying it’s automatically weird if you’ve spoken to someone younger online, offering support or advice sometimes is nice and good. But if you have TONS of young followers and you refer to yourself as their sibling and talk to them constantly and all of that I AM AUTOMATICALLY SUSPICIOUS OF YOU. I’ve seen these people get called out for being creeps time and time again, mostly back when I had tiktok. If you’re a minor, please stay safe and be wary. ALWAYS assume the worst of older people online, you’ll thank yourself for it later.

Not targeted I just was watching a youtube video that made me think of this 🫡

[virtualoolong]

I’ve been reading books of old

[poophazard-deactivated20260430]

I hate when people clown on sol for drugging mc. Cut him some slack fuck what else is a guy supposed to do when he’s nervous

[virtualoolong]

Yes when I drug people it’s because I’m shy 🥺

🦽🦽🦽

[poophazard-deactivated20260430]

Ouh🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧

🌈🌈🌈‼️‼️‼️☺️☺️🥧

[virtualoolong]

🚛✔️😅

[virtualoolong]

Caleb love and deepspace maxxing

Sol the kid at the back maxxing

I will become her dream man 🫡

[virtualoolong]

I’m going to die

[virtualoolong]

I understand pinterestnow

[virtualoolong]

I’m fingering the hole in my heart 🫶

[maythesillinessarise]

Odysseus should've dropped that fuckass baby earlier

[virtualoolong]

I’m so happy I saw this person in my notifications because otherwise I never would’ve seen this post

I agree wholeheartedly

[virtualoolong]

Rolling that whatsapp joint

[poophazard-deactivated20260430]

Hi I’m licking your hair is that okay..,

Yes. Can I wear your skin and hang your organs above my bed?

[virtualoolong]

Yes a thousand times yes omg!!! Guys isn’t she so romantic 😊💕🌈🦄

[virtualoolong]

”I only got this many notes” “I want more notes” “Why do I never get 1000992938 notes”

I only want ONE note from ONE person and everyone else SHOULD NEVER INTERACT WITH ME EVER

[slasherfilmchicks]

“Not following your blog”

proceeds to write some kind of fucked up love letter

[virtualoolong]

Where did the middle aged women of early 2025 yanblr go?

[virtualoolong]

SHE’S SO SMART AND SO AAAAASSHDHDHDDHDJEJWJEJEJUSUSHSHSHSHWHSHSHSBDBXNXXMSMSKQOWOSIDUCHXHEBDBXBDNWMWLDKXHXH

[virtualoolong]

Someone is threatening me with highly illegal activities and I’m very into it!