I swear I have a life..

--A fan of things that ruin my life in the best possible way--

[justablart56]

they're so everything

(inspired by this post from @consumerofshorthomies )

[chesue00]

Just had to draw them with this meme lol

(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[tayasigerson]

[valdrift]

au where everything's the same but they throw these bitches at u

(og this is based off under cut)

[kf1n3]

childhood crush

[vampantheon]

gay people 💥💥💥

[jediknobi]

That “Obi-Wan isn’t perfect, actually” post reminded me of a little piece of trivia. In Legends, the council believed Obi-Wan was the only one capable of defeating General Grievous, because Grievous was trained to take a lightsaber style and turn it against the user, and most Jedi used a certain style to compensate for a shortcoming, but Obi-Wan used Soresu not to cover a shortcoming, but because it was a purely defensive style, and Grievous would have a hard time turning it against him. Mace Windu was also afraid of fighting Grievous, because he didn’t want Grievous to learn Vapaad.

oh god I can’t stop thinking about Grievous gloating in front of the Jedi Order about how he’ll always turn their own technique against them and they can’t win, and then Master Windu says “true, but what are you going to do against THIS” and Grievous expects a super-secret and dangerous weapon, but Windu just brandishes a polite and gentle Jedi and he’s like “??? what is this little man going to do? suggest to talk about it calmly and offer me tea?” (Obi-Wan looks a bit offended because yes, sometimes he does suggest that) 

and then two hours later, Grievous is panting and enraged, screaming at Obi-Wan “ATTACK ME YOU STUPID JEDI” and Obi-Wan, still only blocking and parrying and not even sweating, is like “no, no, I don’t think I will”  

[allthingskenobi]

“Not a master. The master,” Mace had said. “Be who you are, and Grievous will never defeat you.”

- RotS novelization (i hope you don't mind me adding to your post 😊)

[loosego0se]

and then obiwan fucking shoots him

parry this you filthy casual :)

[rustythefox]

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

[handweavers]

how it feels to wake up without getting your required 13 hours of sleep daily

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[dragonomatopoeia]

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

[emi--rose]

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[xenonsdoodles]

Felix countered with Thoron at close range yesterday and I almost died in real life. BEAM

[birdmanbirdplan]

Thank you for my daily faerghus memes @dryltt3 they never disappoint

Here’s one I redrew of their post from twitter

[wild-moss-art]

this is how I feel when I play azure moon