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@virulentgirl
just bad news
wrapped in clever pleasantries
side blog of stringsofdiscord
-Throws Warren in here for Kid meme-
If They Had A Kid Meme
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Gender: Male
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If They Had A Kid Meme
Name: Callan
Gender: Male
General Appearance: slim, fit, medium brown hair, green eyes
Personality: Sarcastic, clever, mature and always with a witty comeback. He has quite a temper and can never quite decide whether he wants to play the good guy or the bad guy, but in the end he’ll always do what’s best for him and his family.
Special Talents: fantastic cook, charming, excellent with at close range combat with small to medium blades, enhanced healing, senses and reflexes due to being half Neh’kar.
Who they like better: Warren
Who they take after more: Warren
Personal Headcanon: He actually does have magic, but it’s dormant like Cal’s was.
Face Claim: Josh Henderson
Cal & Sync
If They Had A Kid Meme
Name: Cameron
Gender: Male
General Appearance: dark blonde, blue eyes, pale. Average build, fit and very quick on his feet.
Personality: Outgoing, a little childish and flamboyant, he attracts attention and seems to love it. He’s stubborn to a fault and full of sarcastic, witty responses to any given situation.
Special Talents: skilled with potions, poisons and spell casting. Agile and good with melee combat, less good at ranged. Fantastic cook.
Who they like better: both!
Who they take after more: Sync
Personal Headcanon: he’s very aware that he’s a gay stereotype.
Face Claim: Chris Zylka
Cal & Nolan
If They Had A Kid Meme
Name: Siobhan Davis
Gender: female
General Appearance: dark blonde hair, fairly short and brown eyes. She’s slim and fit.
Personality: A very clever, and slightly spoiled girl. She’s sarcastic and witty, with a quick temper inherited from both her parents. Motivated, ambitious and stubborn.
Special Talents: witch, decently powerful wind magic but she has no idea how to control it, thanks to neither Cal or Nolan having any magic training. She’s quick and agile, and has a good knowledge of poisons.
Who they like better: Nolan
Who they take after more: Nolan
Personal Headcanon: She’s doesn’t know her dad is a thief
Face Claim: Ashley Benson
Cal & Nate
If They Had A Kid Meme
Name: Jayden Peterson
Gender: male
General Appearance: brunette, blue eyes, tall, slim and handsome.
Personality: Confident, charming and playful, he has a temper but his anger is much like his mother’s, manifesting in sharp words and clever insults. He does try to be good, but with his vague morals he’s just as likely to destroy lives as he is to save them.
Special Talents: weak witchcraft, able to cast simple spells, decent at close combat, better with firearms.
Who they like better: Cal
Who they take after more: Nate
Personal Headcanon: he’d rather not be involved in the whole hunter/creature conflict and just live like a human, albeit with some powers to make life easier.
Face Claim: Jack Harries
THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN HAPPY:
THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN SAD:
THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEY SEE SOMETHING THEY WANT:
THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEIR BERSERK BUTTON IS PUSHED:
THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE THEY DISLIKE:
(Accurate)
Tagged by: @onehellofavacation sort of
Tagging: @stringsofdiscord @quinnwyns @ubigfool
If They Had A Kid Meme
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"Well you get on stage, and then as the name implies , you strip. " -He leaned back to check behind the counter. - " I think there was some rabbit ears here somewhere. Ah! Here we go." -He lifted some up, leaned over the counter and placed them on her head.- " There."
“Do you keep those for when you go on stage?” she teased, reaching up to touch the silly rabbit ears. She had to look ridiculous in her black dress, with the red ears in her blonde hair.
-He smiled- "I suppose. Whatever gets a yes, and good. Crisis averted. You're on in five." -v:demon
“You’re kidding, right? I don’t have an outfit, or any idea what to do.”
"Stri-..dancer. Exotic dancer. " -v:demon
“Well, that’s not a job I’ve been offered before. Shouldn’t you buy me a drink before asking me to strip for you?”
“But I’ll take the job.”
"Hey, you. Blondie. Any chance you're looking for a job? " - v:demon
“That depends. What’s the job?”
“Oh, and I’ll need to consume the souls of the living … Joking, I’m joking. Wow, you should have seen the look on your face!”
“Well, when an actual demon tells me something like that, I tend to believe them.”
Not entirely bitter//Closed
onehellofavacation:
Lucifer smiled at the kiss before shrugging. “You’d be surprised last time somebody tried I burned the Christmas tree and by accident made a toddler cry.”
“Well, now I know to avoid Christmas trees and children,” Cal teased. “Not that either of those were in my plans.”
I cant get enough of this ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@mac-rabbit
Not entirely bitter//Closed
onehellofavacation:
“I mean yeah okay it kind of does.” Lucifer looked at her smiling a bit sipping at his drink. “Another point to carnal desire it’s a losing battle.” He muttered to himself but it was more self joking.
“It’s good to know someone appreciates this outfit.” Glancing down, she noticed the corset was a little uneven and tugged it to the left to center the tight fabric. “And you wanted a kiss?”
“It shouldn’t be too hard to get you in the Christmas spirit.”
Not entirely bitter//Closed
@virulentgirl
“All I want for Christmas is for everybody to shut up oh and a kiss but that’s easily gotten.”
“Will this make you feel better about Christmas?” Cal asked, stopping in front of him and putting a hand on her hip.
“If I hear one more Christmas song I swear by dad that I’m going to crawl back into Hell.”
“Oh, the weather outside is frightful. But the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go…Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow,” she sung, just to see if she could irritate him.
“New game downing a bottle for every song I hear.” Lucifer grabbed the nearby bottle and downed it.
“I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true, oooh. All I want for Christmas is you--” Cal finished the verse and lifted her glass to her lips, taking a sip. “I suppose I should save you the alcohol poisoning and stop now.”