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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[nitw]

i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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[nitw]

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[virus-thing]

не

[virus-thing]

:D

::D

[virus-thing]

Hello, you're quite the odd one, what's your story?

[[ermmmm…we’ll, I woke up here uhh…and I had silly fun time adventures!]]

he shows you a crooked birdhouse.

[[and I found one of the best things ever!!!!]]

[virus-thing]

Sorry I haven’t been active here for a while ::(

[virus-thing]

Haven’t been active for a while AGAIN. Pls pretend I had cool adventures ::(

[virus-thing]

*he walks around*

[[hrrmmm…]]

*he walks around again*

[virus-thing]

Sorry I haven’t been active here for a while ::(

[virus-thing]

In the distance, you hear a roaring scream.

*They look around, confused*

[[What the…?]]

[virus-thing]

[@character-selecton walks into your smithery]

H-hello?

[[hm? Hello!]]

[character-selecton]

(Oop wrong blog but that’s okay)

Um…who..what are you?

[virus-thing]

[[I am a sort of thing! I’m virus-thing! Just call me virus or VT. I only recently came here and I think I’m a little lost..]]

*he looks at you with worry and scratches his head*

[virus-thing]

Wowza!!!

[virus-thing]

[@character-selecton walks into your smithery]

H-hello?

[[hm? Hello!]]

[companion-chronicler]

Companion description: The manifested urge to reblog every single RP starter.

+ 3 hrmmm

+ 2 mmm?

[virus-thing]

[[mmm?]]

[level-1-slime]

It’s my birthday today!

Everyone send Slime cakes!

This marks the day Slime turns 5 in canon btw.

[virus-thing]

[Awww YIPPIE! Happy birthday slime!!]]

[virus-thing]

Hey Babe! I'm Exclamania's official Census Taker. Here's your census form!! https://forms.gle/7kY6viEVFKv1fUYYA Once we've verified your form, here's the data!!* https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eJD5jbVJbRyJMz24fPusnku3pfdtFz5ChT3Q0m0ohx4/edit?usp=sharing

*may take up to one business day to process your request -@mrsladymadam

Thanks for telling!

[level-1-slime]

*he notices a small slime thing on the ground. They pick it up*

[[Aww! You look so cute! Maybe you can help all my life problems…anyway, can I pet you?]]

Brrr?

Bree!

(The Slime enjoys being pet!)

[virus-thing]

*she pets the slime with pure joy*

[[do you know where I am?]]

[level-1-slime]

Brrrrb, breeble!

(Slime can’t talk, but you look around and notice that you are inside of a stone building. It almost feels like a dungeon.)

[virus-thing]

*he is worried. Very worried*

[[Sh-should I..explore..?]]

*he starts tearing up, but stops slightly after*

[level-1-slime]

Brrr… breee!

(The slime begins to comfort you, but then remembers who owns the tower, and decides it’s best to lead you out of the tower for now.)

Brbrbrbr…

(The slime begins to roll away, leading you downstairs a floor and out of the entrance to the tower.)

Bree!

(Now that you are outside, the slime turns to you.)

[virus-thing]

[[hm? What’s wrong?]]

*he picks up the slime with a look of confusion*

[level-1-slime]

Brrb… breebl?

(The slime looks around, at the nearby woods, the mountains in the distance, and the riverbend. He has no idea where to take you.)

[virus-thing]

[[well, I don’t know where to go either…maybe someone else can say?]]

*he looks around*

[[If there is anyone..]]