A Shark By Royal Decree

Your local Viscount Blåhaj, Ripley Gilbert Baker II himself. Migrant from the bird website - documenting nonsense when possible.

[purrnova]

I made some pride icons of the blahaj!! Free to use! :) tag me if you want I wanna know if y'all like them haha

[0neiric-eve]

Blahaj

[ze-demi-dork]

I ordered a Blåhaj.

[viscountblahaj]

I believe the correct term is adopted

Please treat them well : )

[volcamluz]

Marina has obtained: The trans ikea shark

[viscountblahaj]

I Will protect you

[pumpkin-panik]

I may or may not have bought a shark blanket that may or may not look like this so I can pretend to be a blahaj

[viscountblahaj]

imposter

[maspers]

I've been following haiku bot for a few days and it's just the best

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ve been following

haiku bot for a few days

and it’s just the best

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hypnotic-moth-4477-deactivated2]

today I got a blåhaj 😔❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[viscountblahaj]

and they look very happy to know you : )

[balileart]

Trixie ordering a blahaj blast at taco bell.

I went harder on this concept than I initially intended because it's just too funny lol.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

@blahaj-enthusiast

[blahaj-enthusiast]

:0

[viscountblahaj]

But

But how did he fit in that small cup?

I am confused and astounded

[sadraccoon061]

When you're moving and your husband packs your Blahaj in their own box

[viscountblahaj]

I hope he wasn’t lonely

[eepykibben]

milk and cookie together :3 (blahaj is cookie and light up hammerhead is milk)

[viscountblahaj]

They look like good friends : )

[bunjywunjy]

Do sharks cuddle?

THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.

many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.

they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.

[plushiepalz]

These are my blahaj friends!

WHAAT I DIDNT KNOW THEY CAME IN OTHER COLORS OMGGG theyre so adorableeee

[viscountblahaj]

… there are more like me?

I thought we were the last…

[dumb-coward]

I have fantastic news

I bought a Blahaj

[viscountblahaj]

Congratulations on your adoption

Care for them well

[status-updates]

Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

[status-updates]

I drew art of this post

[viscountblahaj]

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(this means hello)

(And a big hello indeed, tumblr)