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@viscousbunny
how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad
because the people who do this are the same people who need hate to fill their life instead of duty or love
still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
timmy? no no no, my pet skeletons name is TIBBY. short for tibia.
i love the internet, the best and fastest way to broadcast yourself to a mass audience. in the olden days, you just had to go somewhere public and yell very loud. you can still do that now, but you can also just go online now.
i miss my friendsssssss
there are so many people i haven’t seen in ages who i dearly love and they simply. don’t have time to talk. and i miss themmmmmmm
i want a job. or school. or a new hobby or SOMETHING i’m so lonely and i need new friendsssss
Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?
have the tamale
Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?
34 and ready to score!
collect his 8 pages
watching the horse girl yuri, it’s just too easy to ship them when they’re all so adorableeeeeeeee
“i was just thinking about how beautiful she is…”
OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE THEY HORSES WERE ACTUALLY GAY I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SHIPPING
y’know i shoulda got it from the two moms thing, i thought i was just projecting 😅
they have some of the girls in suits and people are swooning, it’s all just so adorable <3<3<3
watching the horse girl yuri, it’s just too easy to ship them when they’re all so adorableeeeeeeee
“i was just thinking about how beautiful she is…”
OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE THEY HORSES WERE ACTUALLY GAY I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SHIPPING
watching the horse girl yuri, it’s just too easy to ship them when they’re all so adorableeeeeeeee
me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice
maid 1: poison her
maid 2: yea poison her
maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want
me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her
maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps
maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister
maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work
maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve
maid 2: MARY
maid 1: cmon mary
maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does
me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once
maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more
maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up
maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin
maid 1: how recent is the spill
maid 5: a few days old
maid 2: you're fucked
me: [posting in the knight gc] so we dont have to do EVERYTHING our lady says, right? cus she just asked me to something i really don't want to do and i'm kinda scared i have to
knight 1: you took an oath.
knight 2: oath
knight 3: yeah wtf u swore an oath
knight 4: did you not swear fealty ?? how are you in this chat
knight 5: It is your duty to serve your lady, lest you be defined by your insolence.
me: okay yeah you guys are right but. she wants me to sleep with her
knight 4: ohhhhh shit hahahaha
knight 2: you're fucked
knight 3: no way LMAO ur boned
knight 5: I see no issue with this arrangement. A knight must do her duty.
knight 4: okay maggie
knight 2: mags cmon
knight 3: yea maggie u know its different
knight 5: Lady Magdalene.
knight 1: whatever maggie. is it really that bad. like its just sex. there are worse things.
knight 4: yeah didn't val have to lick her queen's feet
knight 2: DUDE
me: okay, normally i'd agree with you but. she's into BDSM. like... hardcore.. she wants to take me to the dungeon
knight 3: HAHAHA
knight 4: thats so funny
me: guys its serious she wants to hit me with whips and put me on the wheel. she wants to cut me with my own sword!!! like shes not fucking around
knight 2: oh i thought i had it bad. nvm lol
knight 1: brb i have to take this quest.
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knight 4: okay you're so fucked
knight 5: A lady must never face her Knight in combat. This is incredibly unbecoming. You must act.
knight 2: okay what are you proposing mags
knight 3: ....???
me: what do you mean act
knight 5: Slay her.
knight 3: BAHAHAHAHAHA
knight 2: c'mon
knight 4: maggie be serious
knight 5: If she wishes to engage in combat, strike her down.
me: okay but didnt we all take oaths. thats pretty not allowed i'm pretty sure
knight 5: She's breaking her oath by striking you down.
knight 2: i dont think thats how it works mags. i wish i could strike my princess down but like. thats def not how it works
knight 3: yea lmao
knight 4: okay i think we gotta chill out here we can't be saying this stuff
knight 2: hate to say it mads but ur gonna have to do it
me: awh man
knight 2: yeahhhh.. my condolences
knight 5: Inform the Queen.
knight 3: do NOT do that omg
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princess: hey i heard you guys were talking about meeeeeee :333
knight 4: WHO ADDED HER
knight 3: FUCK
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me: i'm so fucked
princess: yup!!!! by meee :3
god, like th second i think i’m doing better, starting to like myself, my life quality takes a massive decline. like im happy (enough) about how i look now, been taking a look at my personality and mental state and stuff, but then NOW i’m a shut in which is. not great for me especially since i am absolutely DESPERATE for human interaction. but i have no job, no school, all my friends are too busy or just flat out not here, and my parents feel like they’re breathing down my neck. i am TRYING to get a job and somewhere to live, but all my applications come back negative. i just. i’m falling back into depression because of it and i don’t know if it’s because of my mood swings or if it’s just that my life is actually that bad
logging into tumblr.com really is our daily dose of recess huh. i take a stroll down my dash and people are playing make-believe with cursed amulets, pondering their orbs, playing with jpegs like dolls. some of us are pretending to be wizards and villains and evil advisors and blob monsters (my preference). there's always a group playing Animals (wolf is very popular). the main topic of conversation is tv shows and cartoon characters, which we enjoy arguing about. recently there's been a juggling craze
y’all thinking back on it i had the best spanish teacher ever. not as in she was good at teaching but as in i would totally want to be friends with her if she wasn’t my teacher. she was like barely old enough to be one and a lot of the time she just yapped about twilight and sports and just had us watch movies in spanish with the english subtitles. she was so fun im so sorry i judged her for the twilight… (not seriously i just didn’t get it until someone mentioned the gender swap and i was like. ohhhhhhhh that’s what fue straight girls want from it)
