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Watch out, Piltover! Your King.......

............is back.

#the king is me btw #in case you didn't figure that part out #!!!

anegyaru replied to your post:Did someone say police.

Nnnno. Don’t arrest me. All I did was touch an illegal moose. I didn’t know.

You're under arrest for aggravated moose harassment. I'm taking you in.

#anegyaru #i sure hope ya look good in orange; bub

ejunko replied to your post:Did someone say police.

Weren’t you in jail.

You don't know me. You don't know my life.

#ejunko #yeah i was but i'm out now.

Did someone say police.

#do i have to arrest someone

Pretty sure Christmas is tomorrow.

#Or is that New Years?

Merry Christmas!

#Or is that tomorrow?

coeurderoche-archive

Wow. Who would steal pants? We have a thief on our hands!

visexual-archive2

That's what I'm saying! Especially my pants. I'm a crime-fighter, I can't fight crime without pants-- well... I could, but it'd be goddamn cold.

#oh #congrats on the kid!#wait isn't he older than you. he looks like it. he's much taller.#but yes i'd like your pants plz

switchapow

haha — ! if you ever want a go again my teeth are always ready.

visexual-archive2

Fuck no.

#wait #did you steal cuffs #no give them back y'know they take inventory on those things #I'LL have to pay for them if there's a pair missing you fuckwit

coeurderoche-archive

????? How.

visexual-archive2

I don't know! I took them off and looked away for one second and now they're gone.

#help me find new pants #can i have your pants #wait you're not wearing any uh

I lost my pants.

#it's cold in here #where are my pants #my butt is cute but where the pants at #someone gimme some pants

so so so so -- i don't know if you could still blog from where you are in jail but! serious question. does the carpet match the drapes?

The only people allowed to know the answer to that are the ones who find out themselves.

#so #wanna find out?#;)#lmao jk you're disgusting bye #switchapow

coeurderoche-archive

visexual said: COOL! I want a pair!!

You want a pair?? You got a pair!

[ She pulls a second pair of antlers out and sticks them onto her head. ]

Badda bing badda boom, you got antlers!

visexual-archive2

Hell yeah!! I'm going to be the best reindeer, you don't even know! Quick; get a sled, I'll pull you all around town!

#time and time again you prove to be THE BEST.

envyrayusa

[LOL/途中] 好想睡覺啊

#cupcake.#:*#[pic]

Harry Potter was cute for like five minutes and now he's complaining about my driving and I think that's terrible.

#i like vampire lady and ibuki and flippy hair they were very supportive

I can't even get out to deal with Jinx because I'm in jail.

#i'm being incarcerated for having too much fun #:(

Good morning to you guys! Sorry about all the ruckus last night. I swear, the explosions and terrifying high speed chase weren't originally on the agenda. But they were still kinda cool, minus Harry getting sick. :/

#i swear i won't kidnap you for that kind of thing again #not without you having prior knowledge anyway #about whats gonna happen i mean

I can't believe she actually made me sleep on the jail cell floor. I'm sore all over. :(

#and tired #and grumpy #but mostly hungry

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