#switchapow

[for-demaciaaaaa]

switchapow replied to your post:*SPINS OUT OF THE BUSHES* guess who’s...

shady’s back

Back again-gain-gain  *kira kira*

[squashingtime]

Jinx made me a dress with a shower curtain. I don't know whose curtain this is. I'm sorry.

[bilgewatian-blog]

so do you know how to do card tricks? like -- those really cool ones where you guess what card i picked out and stuff! or make it appear out of someone's ear!

The gentleman taps his fingers against his coat, awaiting for this woman to hold her tongue for a minute or two. She became excited over the littlest of things, it seems. And this wouldn't be the first time he's met her before. At least, off of the Fields. "I can preform both. What did you want to see?" Fate asked, staring down towards the Zaunite. The bill of his hat covered those bitter, dead eyes. A smile somehow managed to slip through. Then, a chuckle. "I'm a magician of sorts, but I don't preform street acts. I prefer for my work to speak for me when we're dealin' on the table."

If Jinx wanted to pick something for the Card Master to do, he didn't give her time to think. Putting out his left hand, a set of six playing cards magically appeared in his open palm. Their backs facing the Loose Cannon. "Now, pick a card."

[visexual]

Guess what! I tripped over a trash can today and I thought of you. It stunk and it was in my way. Very similar I think. So I painted your face on it! xoxox

    Yeah, yeah. Keep talking smack from afar like a coward, twiggy, I know it's all you're really good at! But come anywhere even near the office and I'll have your bony ass kicked into the next leap year-- and that's a promise.

[the-artisan-of-war]

switchapow replied to your post:WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Oooooooh you should let me borrow it! I have an itch that I can’t reach!

Turning his head to face the maniac of a woman, he was dumbfounded to hear her disgrace his ancient tribes relics as mere back-scratchers. "Insolent girl, these are precious weapons handed down from my tribe through generations! Do not insult them by using them as any household item!" Pantheon was fuming with his fists clenched. He could not strike the girl, for that would be against the Institutes rules for fighting with fellow champions outside of the Rift. And with no political power like the Demacians or Noxians, he could only defend himself with words. 

Not something he is very used to.

[attractdistract]

switchapow started following you

[So now he was staring down a girl with the longest pair of blue braids he’d ever seen. And the kind of outfit that would definitely help her fit in among the circles he used to run in. But damn, did she look good. An eye catcher for sure. This was one of those cases where something other than the music he was listening to needed his attention. So he slipped his phone into the pocket of his jacket and hung the headphones around his neck. And just stared for a few seconds longer. Or checked her out, one of the two.]

Somethin’ you need, hot stuff?

[visexual-archive2]

so so so so -- i don't know if you could still blog from where you are in jail but! serious question. does the carpet match the drapes?

The only people allowed to know the answer to that are the ones who find out themselves. 

[allevatore]

switchapow replied to your post:switchapow replied to your post:Sir Soft Serve and...

oh oh oh oh!! so you like it?!

Seeing as it will get obnoxious quickly, and you're poking fun at my hair, not really.