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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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#extradirty
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@vitally-undead
Masterlist?
just figured id make one since im writing make it easier for whoever wants to read my crap.
i write for Homelander, and that's about it. anyways here it is (i know it's small)
Hearts and Gods i dont even know
Fucking Everything not smut, i cant stress that enough
Boops just fluff
Absolutely NOT (on my watch)
fluff/angst kinda idk
did i do this right? i hope so
anyways i will edit and yk put any other fics i might wright up here.
Absolutely NOT(on my watch)
I haven't written for homelander in a long ass time y'all so this shits about to suck (I'm terribly sorry lmao) but i watched about half the last episode, very displeased, realized I had free will and cut it off after, you know what. i just looked up the rest because I can.
Anyways, this is me coping because there is absolutely no way it ends like that nope nah uh didn't happen.
So lets get to it, warnings are: spoilers for the last ep of season five of The Boys, Blood/gore all that jazz, cursing, character death.
This is a x reader fic that's also gender neutral, r is a vampire but it's a well hidden secret. (you're just described as a vampire-esque supe
Using a bit of tvd vampire blood logic as well just a little. and flashbacks will be italicized. ummm I'm not sure exactly BUT I may do a part two
"Please Homelander, for once just fucking listen to me!" You exclaim desperately. The man in question glowers at you though he remains silent. You inhale deeply calming yourself, though the pit in your stomach grows, the feeling of impending doom is inescapable.
"It's just a precaution, John. If they did copy Soldier Boys power, if they managed to reach you, to hurt you-" You pause, heart beating erratically at the thought while Homelander scoffs, his eyes rolling. "John Please? If everything goes as planned then it just leaves your system. But on the off chance they win-" You quiet, Homelander cutting you off, his hand raising taking the small shot glass from you. The dark liquid sloshing around slightly the scent of iron and decay filling his senses.
"Will you shut up and calm down if I drink this?" He questions impatiently not willing to admit he doesn't mind the extra precaution. You nodded erratically without speaking. He huffs and drinks the contents.
You jolt up, the scent of blood filling your nose, the shock from the blast, and from Butchers attack having knocked your senses about. Gripping the wall you were thrown into, your head throbs, like a hammer banging on the inside of your skull. Once your vision clears you're met with the sight of Homelander's lifeless body and Butcher standing over him. Butcher turns, seeing your movements out of the corner of his eye. He bends, picking up the crowbar from Homelander's body and you wince. Bile building in your throat as you momentarily glance at the wound in his head. Your gaze locks back onto Butcher as he turns towards you. You swallow just as Starlight, Hughie, and MM burst into the tattered oval office. They help Kimiko up before turning their focus onto you.
"What do we do with her?" Annie questions, looking between you and Butcher. Butcher in question gripping the crow bar tighter, and just before he takes a step towards you or speaks, you flicker to Homelanders corpse in a second. That brought a look of confusion to Butchers face.
"Now, you were also struck by the blast." He states, the confusion in his voice is evident. You don't bother responding, carefully sliding your hands under Homelander lifting him up with ease. As you glance up at Butcher and The Boys, you the camera that was still live recording the encounter, you quickly tossed a chunk of debris at it destroying the camera. You proceed to leave the building before anyone could stop you, movement no more than a slight blur.
You don't stop running until you make it to his cabin, there you carefully sit him down on the couch before wetting a rag, gently cleaning the blood off his face. You examine his face carefully, waiting for any signs that your blood worked but all the cuts remained open. You sit on the chair across from him, and wait.
Hours pass by with you dozing off lightly when a heartbeat faintly rings in your ears. You open your eyes slowly before scrambling off the chair kneeling next to Homelander. You rest your ear against his chest anxiously listening for the next heart beat.
"Cmon.. cmon please." You whisper quietly when you hear another faint beat of his heart. You exhale shakily before sitting back on the floor and reach for his hand holding it gently. You didn't know how he would react to everything, losing his powers, dying, coming back from death, becoming a vampire. No matter what though, you'd do your best to help him acclimate, and hopefully convince him to not go back to the city.
Writing Commissions - Open
Hello!! I'm Calla, or Gumi, and I have decided to open writing commissions. This is my first time ever doing anything like this, and I have decided to do it purely because I want to commission other artists. (Art is prettyyyyy)
As I have never done this before, pricing and payments will be slow going, so please have patience and be kind. I'm not sure if I should price by the hour or not, however I to start off with I think I will price by the finished pieces and then move on to an hour as commissions rise.
I am a fast writer, and a skilled one. I do not use AI. I reserve the right to refuse any and all commissions.
I will do NSFW, SFW, fluff, gore, etc. Most kinks are allowed. I am not overly experienced with writing NSFW, so I would love many commissions for that as practice. If I am not happy with the final product of NSFW commissions, it will be reduced to half price. I take great pride in my writing skills.
My type of writing is well suited for fantasy, romance, and gothic styles of work. I also enjoy writing light horror. I have little to no experience in Science Fiction, however when I do write in the genre, it has HEAVY influence from The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
I'm in several fandoms, and am most skilled at original work. (Working with oc's is preferred, however fanfics are allowed) I will do research for the project if needed, a charge of 2 dollars will be added to the total if the research takes me more than an hour.
$10 - 500 words
$15 - 1,000 words
$20 - 1,500 words
$25 - 2,000 words
Prices go up by 5 dollars for every 500 words. However a huge commission, such as one for a 5,000 word project, would have a slight discount and be something like 40 dollars. Returning clients will be gifted a free project of 500 words, or a free addition of 500 words to a project of their choosing, after their third purchase from me.
I am currently trapped in my home by the snow storm, so now is the best time to commission from me, as I have ample time to produce good work.
I have linked my current personal project as an example of what I am able to do.
Please comment or message me directly to order!!
In a kingdom governed by threes and traditions reaching back to the very Founder, Calla must navigate the Accords and her own loyalties. Onc
reblogging for ma bestie <33
2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me
I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
let's make a fucking soup
potatoes
carrots
cabbage
beetroot
onions
salt and pepper
garlic
parsley
lemon
lamb
cream/milk
goat
i have been inactive for a while, but i see the booping has come back which leaves me with this @mommy-mortis be prepared.
I’ll never tell anyone but god I want someone to take care of me instead of being so hyper-independent all the time. I want to feel soft and loved.
Kinda wishing he'd look down at me like this <3
"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
mutuals do this!!!!
Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup
i write so much to get this malice out of me, i write in hopes of being a better person. if someday you see me across the street, please tell me you would love me either way.
on the outside looking in
fernando pessoa / october - mary oliver / life on mars - tracy k. smith / walk in the park - beach house / robert goolrick / persephone the wanderer - louise glück / how we fight for our lives - saeed jones / i wrote this for you - ian s. thomas / no longer human - osamu dazai / sedated - hozier
Egg: hard-boiled
Steak: well done
Milk: whole
Alcohol: cognac
Warm drink: honeyed milk
Egg: scrambled
Steak: medium to well done (depends on mood)
Milk: whole
Alcohol: Vodka mixes
Warm drink: hot chocolate
Eggs: Over medium
Steak: Blue
Milk: lactose free whole
Alcohol: Honey whiskey with three drops of water no ice
Warm drink: Milk Tea
What about you love @vitally-undead-bitch
Eggs: don't eat em Steak: Rare Milk: don't drink it (rarely cereal milk)
Alcohol: don't drink it
Warm drink: Coffee sometimes
@mommy-mortis
Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚
1. Do this uquiz.
2. Do this picrew.
3. Tag people.
feel free to play if you’d like :)
@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong
It me
Tagging: @colecxre-17 @zoriizons @pannacottababy @mouseshr00m
It's ya boi, Panna
Tags: @pawphin @nebulasaurus @autistic-shaiapouf @lostsoul07b @scremmy-screm-scremmington @tsuangi-blog @ayellowapple @bluedopamin @inbetweentojiandshiu @fireolin @chrollobestsimp @chrollosbiggeststan @umikaart @o7k5a8m9i @feixshal-selfshipping @aoihoshii99
Yeah this is about right and I have made closure with it xD
Don't have any to tag but can do at least someone v(°¥°)v
@bungeepuppet @realchrollo @rg-bugs @realfeitan @uvobreakmylegs @glitter-goat @hypnoswrites @incorrect-hunterx-quotes @kletsieketser @large-ape-humongous @notsodailychrollo @murgoten @officespiders @shalnarkonice @zoffra
There! Now that I figured out how to @ I did so to those I follow on Tumblr @pannacottababy
this was really fun! thank you for tagging me😊
I'll tag @ddarker-dreams @after-witch @diaphanous-dianthus @absolute-flaming-trash @cherrysha and anyone else who would like to do this!😊
ahh how cute!
mine:
Tagging @tivosstuff @meefy @wri0thesley and anyone that wants to do it & hasn't been tagged yet because tumblr doesn't want to make names pop up and my brain is fried tonight
Very Complex
You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over "I can fix them" and "I can make them worse." You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.
@mommy-mortis @tearueful @homelanderbutbig
holy crap guys a thousand
