the way that straight men talk about their attraction to women’s bodies is so dull and colourless compared to the ways I’ve seen queer women talk about women’s bodies
like we out here talking bout
razor sharp jawlines like the kind you could fuckin cut yourself on hoo baby
those biceps like gimme that dumb jock energy, that “I can carry you from the doorway to the bed in one go easy” energy christ
muscular bACKS HOLY SHIT OOOO LORDY LORD
hands. just have you ever heard a gay woman talk about hands? like fuckin hell I’ve seen people go nuts over Katie McGrath’s wrists that’s the level we’re at here
hair!!!! long, short, loose, styled!!!!! that specific moment when someone goes to tie their hair back into like a messy bun or a half pony and they hold the elastic band in their mouth and pull their hair back in their hands THATS A WLW KINK RIGHT THERE
eeeeeeeyes. The first three girls I got with all had gorgeous eyes and all commented on my eyes like this is a whole thing it’s our sneaky way of forcing eye contact is to just be like “woah your eyes are gorgeous what colour even are they” and BOOM we have contact this is a-happening
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I once saw a girl with a six pack and couldn’t form a sentence for the next minute
etc etc (don’t even get me started on forearms aaaaa)
whereas whenever I talk to straight dudes about women they like it’s always like hahahahaha her tits are banging amirite and I’m like
guys
liberate yourselves
let yourselves talk about a gal’s popping collarbone once in a while like Christ there are so many gorgeous things to focus on in women get creative go fuckin nuts women are absolutely incredible angels I am so gay
guy: so are you an ass or tits kinda person?
wlw, choking back the tears: n ecK
