Well I did this for Stormlight...
Mistborn characters (era 1 and 2 because I like Wayne) react to the movie:
Kelsier: "Think about it, we'd look wonderful up here on this 'silver screen'. And look at the flowers, Mare would have loved it here."
Dockson: "A mere distraction by the nobles of this world..."
Hammond: "Lord Ruler! Look they have libraries, with a whole section for philosophy!"
Rannette (after being handed a gun): ""The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The frame is lighter than any wood I know, and it's no metal... glass-impregnated polymer you say? Fascinating! The tooling that goes into this must be incredible. Though, there are some flaws with the internals..." (this goes on for 16.3 hours)
TenSoon: "There's an entire profession for people who pretend to be other people... for entertainment?"
The Director (to TenSoon): "Please put Charlie Chaplain's bones back where you found them."
Vin: "Will I have to play myself in this, can I play myself?"
Elend: "Oh no, I'm not cut out to be an actor. I'm a king!"
Tyndwil: "Barely a king, but I'll make an actor out of you or you'll die trying! Raise your chest, you're walking too much like yourself, you may be playing yourself but you're playing a caricature of yourself, make yourself look good!"
Wax: "Put that back Wayne."
Wayne: "No. I traded for it fair and square."
Wax: "That is a 36,000 dollar camera lense you're wearing as a hat. And you 'traded' for it with a dead pigeon."
Spook: "Wasing walking to the hotel, these cities are even louder then Luthadel!"
Sazed: "So this... Wikipedia contains a summary of all information and references to where it came from... and this ChatGPT looks to corrupt and ruin said information for nefarious gain?"
Steris: "I've read every single piece of disaster relief planning for hurricanes in the Southern United States, and have identified 462 flaws in the planning. I took last evening off to correct them. Here, plus contingencies for protentional meteoric impacts, volcanic activity, tornadoes, gravitational inversion and a Costco hotdog price increase."