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"Did ya finish the paperwork from last week? Yamamoto's chewin' my ass out about it."

“Naturally, Captain. Who do you take me for?”

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Reluctant Allies -- Sentence Starters

“As much as I hate your guts, we’ll die here if we don’t work together.”

“Let’s put our differences aside for now. There are bigger issues at hand.”

“Why must I stoop so low as to cooperate with the likes of you?”

“Looks like there’s someone else I hate more than you. Go figure.”

“Alright… I’ll help you, just this once.”

“Let’s get one thing straight here: I don’t like you.”

“This is a one time deal only.”

“Don’t get used to this. It won’t be happening again.”

“I’ll kill you later, when our lives aren’t in danger.”

“Look, we both want the same thing here.“

“Hey, I’m on your side this time!”

“It’s just a matter of overlooking our differences.”

“What do you say?… Truce?”

“Give it a break for once, this is more important!”

“I’ll take the left, you take the right– No arguing.”

“Stop yelling at me! I’m only trying to help!”

“Ugh! I hate having to work with you!”

“I’ll be glad to be rid of you once this is all over.”

“’Hate’ is a strong word… let’s settle for a ‘great disliking of’.”

“I don’t want to do this as much as you do… but we have to.”

“If you want to make it through this, you’re gonna have to trust me!”

“How can I trust you when not only five minutes ago you were trying to kill me?!”

“I can’t take your sass. I’m calling this alliance off prematurely.”

“Please, for once in your life, just listen to me! We’re all in danger!”

“I don’t like you, but this is for the greater good.”

“It’s either us or them, and quite frankly, I could kick your ass any day of the week.”

“As much as I’d hate to admit it, we’d be powerless on our own against them.”

“Just because I’m helping you doesn’t mean we’re friends.”

“Don’t even think about calling me your friend. We’re not. End of story.”

“Just this once, I’ll help… For a price.”

“If I’m going to team up with you, I want something worth while out of it.”

“I can’t wait til this is over… Then we can go back to killing/hating each other.”

“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, and I won’t let your petty grudge against me ruin it!”

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✿ (PlayKinshara/Rose)

All Yumichika wanted was some time to himself. Unfortunately, the 11th Squad had the brilliant idea to throw a spontaneous party, courtesy of the booze the Captain had brought in. So the fifth seat sneaked out to the gardens where none of his raucous squad members were likely to visit.

“Ah, Captain Otoribashi. It’s good to see you here.”

“My apologies for intruding-” he inclined his head- “if you would like me to leave, I shall gladly do so.”

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“Good evening Fifth seat”

Rose turned round, drawn out of thought by the sound of his name drifting across the garden and disturbing the evening’s peace. It wasn’t altogether surprising to see this particular officer out here too, the party was alreday quite loud and clearly getting more raucous, the gardens, on the other hand, were silent and really quite beautiful in the moonlight. The blonde knew which he preferred.

He waved away the suggestion that Yumichika should leave, instead beckoning him over to where he stood.

“No, it’s fine.I don’t mind the company. What brings you out here?”

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“To find some peace and quiet, I suppose,” he said. “We don’t get much of that in Squad 11.” He thought back to the sight of his nearly naked friend challenging the captain to a fight. Much to Ikkaku's pleasure--and Yumichika's horror--Kenpachi had agreed.

"Honestly, you'd think they'd have grown up by now."

He glanced back up at Rose with an inquisitive blink. "And you, Captain? What brings you out here this evening?"

#playkinshara

"Beauty is power; a smile is its sword."

“But the soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone.”

#((ooh John Ray??))#thelewdestconcubine

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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Yukio had been nearby when the whole thing unfolded. He wasn’t too fond of helping out the shinigami. In fact, he was rather tempted to just walk away. But instead he approached the other with an annoyed sigh.

“Relax. It’s not going to scar right away.” Yukio could probably just use his fullbring to heal the wound but decided against it. It would take too much effort. “I don’t have anything to patch that up with so you can either wait here or come with me.”

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“Or you could just heal me, save both our time.” He looked at the other tauntingly. “Perhaps you’re not as capable as you’d have us believe.” He knew he sounded petty, but a headache was starting to form behind his skull, and he couldn’t bring himself to care about how the child viewed him.

Yumichika pinched at the bridge of his nose and stifled a sigh. “Never mind, apologies for my manners. I appreciate your offer, however, I am perfectly able to take care of it on my own.” He turned to leave, then blinked as the ground rippled underneath him.

Well that wasn’t normal.

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Yumichika glared up at the young Fullbringer, clutching at the rather nasty looking hole in his side. A simple Hollow had gotten in a lucky hit, all because some little girl could see spirits and had decided to freeze right in front of it’s gigantic claws.

“Well you know, you could help instead of just standing around staring,” he snarled. He struggled to rise, unsteady on his feet. Examining the wound, he scowled. “If this scars I’m blaming you.”

He turned his glower to the small civilian child beside them. “And you, are you stupid? When you see something big and scary, you run.” She ran.

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✿ (PlayKinshara/Rose)

“Ah, Captain Otoribashi. It’s good to see you here.”

“My apologies for intruding-” he inclined his head- “if you would like me to leave, I shall gladly do so.”

#playkinshara

Our muses in a garden. (Hello! Welcome to the family.)

He had just found comfort in the quiet scenery of the flowers when an unwelcome presence entered the garden. Yumichika froze, then whipped around in alarm.

“Who’s there?” he called, hand reaching surreptitiously for the hilt of his sword. His eyes flitted warily about until they landed on an approaching figure.