Fangtastic Blogginz

[oweeo]

some things I need to remind myself daily tbh

[girlwithapumpkintattoo]

What We Do in the Shadows “If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It’s not hard to do.”  “We’re vampires! We don’t put down towels.”   “..some vampires do.”  “Well, not serious ones.”

[keraaminenkettu]

Kirk is not ready for motherhood.

[roseymaplemoth]

Dragon’s Vein Agate

[ebsbestlife]

I wish I wish with all my might..

[babil6]

I’m Never Taking the Bus Again

[godzillaftw]

[jester-nene]

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

[minato-minako]

nine hours, nine persons, nine doors

[foodcravings]

[food-and-cake-escape]

ƒσσ∂ & cαкє єscαρє

[zootedboy]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[suckit-aynrand]

#i had sex in a bath once and holy sHIT no#dont do it#DONT EVER DO IT#dude was going at it too hard and I ended up slipping down under the water#aND DROWNING IS SO EASILY MISTAKEN AS EXCITED SEXY THRASHING#IT WAS AWESOME BUT I WAS ALSO LIKE *I CANT DIE RN* *NOT LIKE THIS*#*WHAT WOULD MY PARENTS THINK IF THE CORONER TOLD THEM *cause of death: drowned due to intense bath sex and negligent fuckbuddy*#I ended up having to pinch the dudes nips to make him realize that I was submerged and starting to see the light of the afterlife#he was mortified#he just yelled apologies like tom hanks in cast away when wilson floated off into the ocean tide#bath/shower sex: not even once

-can we just take a moment to appreciate drinkyourfuckingmilk 

[approach]

do you ever get in that mood when literally anything pisses you off

[24kgoldnigga-deactivated2018012]

My best friend Gorpu went on her prom with her cousin today 😍❤️❤️

she looked amazing

[theesirenaa]

💖💖💖

[feministbecky]

I just absolutely love this.

[lastlips]

YES

[ladyvengaence-deactivated201705]

get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies → The Prince of Egypt (1998)

 until you break, until you yield I send the swarm, I send the horde thus saith the Lord

[foodcravings]

[food-and-cake-escape]

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[akayong-main]

[vitiumthevampire-blog]

LOK meme: scenes [¾] → Avatar Korra

“ Connect to the cosmic energy of the universe. Don’t bend the elements, but the energy within yourself. ”

[delicious-food-porn]

Gluten-Free Vegan Cookie Dough Chocolate Fudge Cake

[deereye]

[relative]

online garden here

[cake-stuff]

[food-and-cake-escape]

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