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[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[bellemyers]

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

[icarus-suraki]

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[alphaincar]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Technically this passes the bechdel test

[rain-droplet]

bechdel test but the himbos are trying to get in

[beggars-opera]

#Is this the scrub daddy everyone is raving about?

@fraddit you canNOT just leave this in the tags

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardshark]

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

[fortheloveofteaa]

[horreurscopes]

"vegan leather" ma'am that is p̶͙̭l̢̠áşt͇͓̱͕͚i͔c̛̦̠̜̼̼̹

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[ur-gay-shark-dad]

join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[itscolossal]

Underwater Footage Captures a Blanket Octopus Revealing Her Billowing Iridescent Membrane

[blood-and-chitin]

😳

[headspace-hotel]

Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen

[important-animal-images]

[eeveestho]

[thebrakshow]

I wasn’t meant for this life. I’m meant to be doing this:

[jame7t]

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[weirdchristmas]

[3000s]

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together