you almost make me believe in miracles

[romcommunist]

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

[ablankboredtoinsanity]

[meiringen]

[raccooninapartyhat]

literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: don’t do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! don’t watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)

me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat

[kirknspock]

your username sounds like beatboxing to me. kirkenspockenkirkenspocken...

I like you, anon

[thyla]

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season one | episode twenty-five; the devil in the dark Mister Spock, you are second in command. This will be a dangerous hunt. Either one of us by himself is expendable. Both of us are not. Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1. 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock. And they are of course accurate, Captain. Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay.

[littlesmartart]

from one of the tweets in this post by @kilometresrufflefuck that I just HAD to draw because it got stuck in my brain :) when the Dark Age of the Law is over, the defence and prosecution are supposedly meant to be working together to find the truth, right? so why can't Pheonix "phone a friend (husband)" mid trial if he gets stuck???

[science-officer-spock]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[thyla]

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season one | episode twenty-five; the devil in the dark Mister Spock, you are second in command. This will be a dangerous hunt. Either one of us by himself is expendable. Both of us are not. Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1. 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock. And they are of course accurate, Captain. Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay.

[incredibletales]

IMDb’s Ten Highest Rated Episodes » Star Trek: The Original Series

[possumtion]

Just wanna paint some 👁️ 👁️

[dearemma]

The Original Series / Strange New Worlds Star Trek

[kirknspock]

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

[luffys-hat]

the trilogy

[baggvinshield]

Ya know spirk winning the ao3 polls isn't just about fandom history and all the incredible shit they gave us (fuck or die, sex pollen, titty windows, gangster au, cowboy au, oh no we're shirtless in prison, the backrub scene, "this simple feeling", not to mention spock's entire arc returning to life and to himself) -- they're just objectively a better ship than any one on that bracket and I am ready to be pelted to death with rotten fruit now

[spockbag]

Not to mention: old married, mind melds/touch telepathy and accidental bonding, amnesia/born sexy yesterday, gladiator au, fantasy simulation, aliens made them do it…

[whatelsecanwedonow]

Fortunately, the Federation chose to support the rescue effort. Yes, initially…

STAR TREK: PICARD S01E01 | “Remembrance”

[abd-illustrates]

I’m not even sorry.

Merry Christmas!