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Hello!! You (yes you) can call me Vi, Any pronouns, and contrary to popular belief i am a big fan of emily prentiss from hit show criminal minds

I DO take fic requests!! Do keep in mind I’m only on season 10 so no spoilers please 🙏

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beekeeperspicnic

The lightbulb in my living room has stopped working, so you know what that means…

NINETEENTH CENTURY OIL LAMP, GO!

beekeeperspicnic

@vitrearius

Unfortunately I really wasn't kidding about that being the only light source I have available at the moment so I can't take any new pictures and I don't really have many old ones, but here is the best I can do!

People always expect I'm going to have this beautiful arts and crafts style house and I WANNA but alas I rent and most of my furniture is from IKEA, but I'm doing my best.

That bookshelf is a kallax from IKEA and it matches an identical 5x5 kallax on the other side of the room!

#THABK YOU!!!!#I love yhe little cats so much #Fits my theme perfectly too what the hell (doing a cat charity)

papayafromtv

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 2 (masterpost here)

*Damian and Jason, four hours into a stakeout*

Damian: Jay, hand me the mango pieces.

Jason: *plastic crinkling* ayyy, I’m Jason again!

Damian: *snorts*

Jason: what was with that, by the way? I just showed up in Gotham and found you referring to everyone like they’re your professor. Like, that’s not a ‘you’ thing, I don’t know why you started doing that.

*audible chewing noises*

Damian: do you want the genuine honest answer?

Jason: please god do tell

Damian: so- and you aren’t allowed to laugh. but when I first came to Gotham and I showed up at the manor, father obviously had to give me a tour of the place, right?

Jason: yeah.

Damian: and they wanted to do a DNA test to check that my mother wasn’t pulling a fast one by claiming my birthright, so the first place he showed me was the cave, which was also where Tim was.

Jason: *hums*

Damian: and you know that place- the first time you went to the cave, it was wild, right?

Jason: oh, like walking into the tardis for the first time. insane.

Damian: exactly. all high-tech and shit, and I’d just come from the desert compound I’d spent my entire life in- like, my first time going into the kitchen at the manor I saw Alfred loading the dishwasher and my first thought was ‘oh my god what the fuck kind of machine is that-‘

Jason: *abrupt cackle*

Damian: -so the fucking cave for the first time? as a little desert-boy ten year old? I was a little distracted,

Jason, chuckling slightly: ok, fair,

Damian: and so I’m zoned the fuck out, looking around this cave and not paying attention to anything father’s saying, and then I finally tune back in just to hear the words ‘-ackson drake’ while he like, tries to introduce me to Tim.

Jason: *slowly starts laughing again*

Damian, raising his voice to be heard over Jason’s increasing beats of laughter: -and so I’m fucking standing there, ten years old, no clue what this kid’s first name is, and everybody’s looking at me like I’m supposed to be the one fucking talking right now, and ALL I can think of is my mother, who before she shipped me off to Gotham completely alone kept fucking telling me ‘Damian you have to be strong and show that you deserve to be the Batman’s blood son. show no weakness and take the mantle you were born to have; show no fucking hesitance.’, so I’M panicking,

Jason, still cackling: *a clap* NO I DO- I DO REMEMBER, LIKE, BACK IN THE LEAGUE-, holy shit back in the league when your only coping mechanism for not knowing the fuck was going on around you, was literally just to pretend you knew what the fuck was going on around you and bullshit till you make it,

Damian: WELL IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING THING MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME-

Jason, through tears: -that’s why I didn’t say shit when I came back to Gotham and found you fucking, doing all this blood son bullshit! You started calling me Todd and speaking in old english and I was just like ‘bless him he’s terrified, just leave him be’

Damian: *cackles* and I did- I did appreciate you going along with it, because back when this happened I panicked and just started calling Tim ‘Drake’ because I was too embarrassed to ask him for his first name, and then by the time I heard somebody else call him Tim in passing, everybody had just assumed this was a thing I did. and I was too socially awkward to clear it up and switch back, so I just had to stick to Drake.

Jason: *wheeze* a-and Grayson?

Damian: well at first I just went along with the surname thing out of awkwardness, but then I’d gone too deep and I had no way out- AND THEN- and then Batman fucking died-

Jason: *wheeze*

Damian: -and I went from being parented by the gymnastics version of the dark lord to being gentle-parented by fucking Nightwing-

Jason, choking: holy- holy shit-

Damian: do you know what it’s like to go from *gruff voice* ‘Damian we don’t fucking kill, give me the katana or I’ll put you in Arkham’ to *high pitched, sweet voice* ‘oh hey Dames, obviously I can’t stop you from killing but I really would appreciate it if we discussed all our options and came to a mature decision together on what’s best in this scenario-‘

Jason: *crying, silent wheezes*

Damian: so DURING all this I’m trying to subtly switch back to using peoples actual names, except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard Richard because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-

Jason, amused: hysterectomy- he lost a spleen, Dames

Damian: well whatever happened he wasn’t AROUND for me to shift to calling him Tim! and when father was back I’d made no progress and was back to square one, except this time I was stuck calling one brother Richard and the other Drake!

Jason, still laughing: and this is where I came in?

Damian: I felt BAD! I’d already taken Robin from the guy, I didn’t want him to feel like he was lesser of a brother to me than Richard. So I demoted you to Todd so he wouldn’t feel alone.

Jason: very thoughtful.

Jason: we should probably get you a therapist, dude. I think everybody forgets that when you showed up you were literally just a very confused immigrant child with no experience of normal social interaction apart from me at the league.

Damian: oh I was like, 60% into an anxiety attack consistently for the first two years I was in the city.

Jason: *snorts*

Damian: the first time I was left alone with Tim we were in the kitchen and he said ‘do you want wifi?’ and, y’no, coming from the league, barely any tech and the only normality was the concept of fighting to the death over everything, MY instinctual ten-year-old thought was ‘oh shit, wifi must be slang for brawl here, we’re about to fight’-

Jason: *laughter* you’re fucking kidding

Damian: -so I’m like, so be it, and I say ‘come on then’ and get ready to start punching, only for him to turn around and grab a piece of card stuck to the fridge and hold it out to me,

Jason: *cackles*

Damian: and he goes ‘here’s the password so you can connect, I’m assuming you have a phone or something’-which I fucking didn’t by the way, my mother gave me a shitty flip-phone to call her in emergencies but it didn’t use wifi-, and he’s holding it out to me and I had to like, subtly shift my posture out of the defensive position I’d been in-,

Jason, delirious from laughter: this is the fucking best. thing.

Damian: -and I take it from him, and he gives me this weird look like he has no idea how to communicate with me, and I was just like ‘shit I might have to kill this one, it’s the only way to get out of this interaction’.

Jason: *wheeze* if we go through the timeline, every murder attempt on Tim’s life has just been an occasion where you’ve felt socially awkward and didn’t see any other way out of conversation,

Damian: pretty much, yeah. I should have been on xanax for those first few years.

Jason: stories from your first years in Gotham are my favourite thing in the world.

*a few silent beats*

Tim: are you telling me I’ve been stuck as Drake for YEARS all because Damian’s fucking scared of social interaction?!

*crashing sound*

Jason: HOLY FUCK-

Damian: OH MY GOD I FORGOT WE WERE CONNECTED TO THE MAIN LINE-

papayafromtv

i fully believe that while deep into his emo Red Hood 'i kill and i hate my family' phase before they all reconcile, Jason Todd was an avid batfamily fanfiction reader. he would read unsympathetic!Batman RELIGIOUSLY. his favourite author keeps writing fics about Robin almost dying and Batman failing him and then Nighting and Robin teaming up and fucking Batman over as revenge for how he sucked as a mentor, but then the stories start to sound... oddly close to Actual Fights where Jason got a little in over his head (cough cough ethiopia) and he gets suspicious and tracks the guys IP address.

Bludhaven. Dick's apartment. turns out Dick was projecting how he wished he'd done better as a big brother and turning it into fanfiction. the brothers reunite because Dick's microwaving his dinner when there's a banging at the window and he turns to see Red Hood unmasked pressed up against the glass with his phone open on ao3 on his account yelling at him all muffled, 'POST THE NEXT CHAPTER YOU FUCKING COWARD'

what i'm saying is no more fanfiction writer Jason Todd. Jason was a reader, not a writer. it's his fuckass brothers that keep cooking up AUs of his life that he keeps accidentially stumbling across.

Jason, sitting at Dick's kitchen table and reading off an iPad at 3:48AM: 'Robin looked up at Nightwing with tears in his eyes, smiling slowly. "Thank you, Wing. I know we've both cast out Batman as our father, but I hope you know you'll always be my brother."'

Dick: *glaring at him with his arms crossed*

Jason: -on GOD you know i would not say that shit. what the fuck is wrong with you!? at least tag it as ooc.

Dick:

Dick: you call me weird, but you should see Tim's 'enemies to caretakers' 'Red Hood and Red Robin are Brothers' fics where he falls sick and you nurse him back to health-,

Jason: -OH DON'T WORRY I'VE FUCKIN' READ THOSE TOO. why the fuck does he want me to hand feed him chicken broth so much?!

Dick: the sickness-induced-delirium mind wants what the sickness-induced-delirium mind wants, i guess.

Jason: all my fuckin' brothers are writing goddamn fanfiction about me. fuckin' losers.

Dick: at least Damian isn't-

Jason: Red Hood adopts Robin AUs. and a few Titans Tower AUs where i succeed in taking Tim off the board.

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: i did catch Bruce writing a fathers day fluff ficlet once-

Jason: Jesus Christ-

pinesands

#I was such a fat cheep cheep beach hater as a kid #but lowkey I kinda like it now

oboy049

I hate how the fandom reduce Tim drake to

1 sleep deprived overworked coffee addict (wich is ironic since he can just sleep everywhere)

2 bi, nothing else just bi

3 socially awkward stalker, like yeah he does questionable things but he is a bat, everyone just does that, maybe people fixated on his photography hobby and the way he got into the fam

4 WE new young CEO, he doesn’t even work there in the comics but ok make him work ig

The man is punk, the type of intelligent nerd who doesn’t care much about school, sassy, sarcastic, sociable, very likable and chaotic

People tend to dull his chaos in comparison to Dick and Jason but come on

Like yeah Tim is a messy nerd but

Like who else have the intelligence and balls to find out who Batman and Nightwing are, go to their door and demand to stop Batman’s grieving BS and will turn into the next Robin to keep him in check

oboy049

Tim Drake was emotionally neglected, so he’s some HC

1 bad habit of talking to himself, when they house is empty, too silent, sometimes he just put some music and sing along, other he just says everything he is thinking while doing his daily routine, it doesn’t need to be coherent words or even the same language, just mumbling here and there, ironically when there’s people around he got quite and tries to speak just the right things to not disappoint them and drift them apart again

2 dissociates and forgets the passage of time, like random moments where his tummy aches like really bad and he wonders, wtf why? And then it’s like “ohh I haven’t eat since… anyway I need to eat”

3 very susceptible to people’s mood, the tiniest, specially rejection, he feels he needs to earn everything and be as useful as possible, from his robin place to peoples affection and if someone is just “to busy to pay attention to him” he doesn’t find it weird, everything is always a priority before him

4 hides wounds, not just physical but emotional, every bat hides them but with him it’s just that, we are still busy with this case, we are working here and there and surely I’m not a priority, we can heal this later, and then just forgets about it till it hurts, same with being kidnapped or in problems, he has struggles to think people will actually look for him so he has already plans to do everything himself

Also in long term things like going to the dentist I feel he would mention it to Bruce once and since he nodded he thought we will go eventually, but then Bruce forgets and when they finally go the Caries is already big and hurts so Bruce gets upset “why didn’t you told me?” And Tim is like “I did” and now Bruce is mad of “you should’ve insisted”

5 forgetting sometimes people can perceive him and he isn’t part of the ambience, at home he got ignored, being a vigilante his whole thing is to blend in, so when he mumbles a joke and people actually laughs and not brush it off as the wind, it’s so weird.

But at the same time he is so conscious about getting too much attention, it’s makes him uncomfortable

6 when his parents actually try to bond, it just feels so weird, like knowing the child in their head isn’t the one who he really is, knowing he will be judge if he lets them know a lil too much about him, it’s like strangers but not quite because for some reason their words and judgment will hurt unlike a strangers, he tells himself he doesn’t care but he does and they do love each other but in a very distant way

secretsdcblog

Based on a conversation I had at work

Steph: How do you guys wanna be buried? Like funeral rites and stuff?

Steph: I wanna be cremated and have my ashes be turned into a diamond.

Duke: I haven't really thought about it. I guess a regular funeral?

Dick: Yeah. Same.

Steph, nodding: Safe choice. Jason?

Jason: Viking funeral

Cass nodding along: Same

Steph, high fiving them: Fuck yeah! Damian?

Damian: I simply wouldn't die. But in this hypothetical situation I would like to be cremated and have my remains put in one of those biodegradable urns so that I may become a tree.

Steph: Aww cute!

Damian, definitely not blushing: I will kill you myself, Brown.

Steph, quickly moving on: Tim? How about you?

Tim: Bog body.

[Everyone looks at him in various degrees of concern, shock and repulsion]

Jason: I beg your finest fucking pardon?

Tim, shrugging: Bogs preserve dead things really well. My parents were archaeologists. It's what they would've wanted.

HELP????

OKAY. so my friends birthday is coming up and I want to cater her birthday card/gifts to her interests. She likes The naturals, throne of glass, crescent city, and the cruel prince and I need like little things/references from those I could make or draw on her card. THANK YOU!!!

(I have only read the first fold of air book so im a bit useless and id really appreciate the help!)

#vi posts #the naturals #jennifer lynn barnes #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #throne of glass #crescent city #booklr

shortbcofkoffee

Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

starspilli

younger siblings am i right

tfw you want to watch batman but you have HOMEWORK to do

#vi posts #ive recently gotten into batman #I don't know why and I don't know if it will last

redsray

I think the batkids deserve to have their own personal 'loud incorrect buzzer' for whenever someone lies. Just imagine:

Dick: So last week, Dami and I went to Batburger-

Damian: *loud incorrect buzzer noise*

Dick: ??

Damian: No, we didn't.

Dick:

Dick: Oh my god okay so it was TWO WEEKS AGO-

Damian, smug: Better.

Jason, snickering: This might be our best piece of gear yet.

(on comms, patrol)

Tim: Nightwing, a robbery just past the building on your left-

Steph: *loud incorrect buzzer noise*

Tim: What??? There is!

Steph: Yeah, but it's on his right, he turned around.

Tim: ...

Tim: Spoiler I'm rapidly approaching your location.

Steph, laughing: WAIT NO

Damian, meeting Tim in the Cave: Did you even go to sleep last night?

Tim, typing at the Batcomputer: Yeah.

Dick: *loud incorrect buzzer noise*

Tim: That doesn't count. He asked if I slept not where I slept.

Dick: I don't care. You falling asleep at the Batcomputer shouldn't count.

(on comms)

Bruce: No names on the field-

Jason: *loud incorrect buzzer noise*

Bruce: ...

Tim, absolutely losing it: What's even *wheeze* what's even incorrect about that?!

Jason: Nothin', he just annoyed me.

saddls

prettybaby-reid

Criminal Minds topics I could write an essay about:

-Haley is over-hated and many of the things people used to justify disliking her are reaches and actually don’t mean anything in actuality. you can simply just not like her character, but acting like you have real “moral” justification is just delusional atp.

- in 4x22/5x01 when Foyet attacks Hotch in his apartment, it’s 100% s/a in some form. whether it’s in the traditional sense or not, Foyet clearly intends for it to have the same effect on Hotch.

-Yes Elle was valid to a certain extent for shooting the rapist in her second to last appearance, it was 100% not the same thing as Hotch murdering Foyet in episode 100.

-Spencer is highly baby-ified by the fandom and it’s insufferable to watch the way people treat other characters for offhanded teases they make at him.

-Jj wasn’t wrong for not telling Spencer that Emily was alive. Jj was wrong for continuously letting Spencer come over for 10 weeks to cry about it, knowing that Emily was alive and she was playing fucking scrabble with her. She could have easily said she wasn’t able to handle everything and let him go to morgan/garcia.

-The writers of criminal minds know how to write episodes and plotlines, but they don’t know how to write consistent character ideas and backstories. they also don’t know how to properly write characters trauma. immediately after Jj is kidnapped, they’re all in a bar together…that doesn’t make sense. she should be in a hospital or at home, not keke-ing with the homies.

-Although the writers are inconsistent with backstories, some of the things people think “don’t add up” actually do add up if you thought for longer than 5 seconds.

-the Cat Adams plotline and Cat as a character is so good until Reids prison arc when they say that Cat had the other girl s/a him, that’s so out of bounds for her. She hates men for what they do to women, specifically the violence men perpetrate towards women, more specifically s/a and domestic violence…why would she s/a Spencer.

-On the topic of the Cat/Spencer s/a topic…that’s definitely a pullover from the fact that it was supposed to be Hotch who was in prison but they had to switch it after Thomas Gibson left. I have an idea of what it could have originally been considering it was supposed to be Hotch/Mr. Scratch, but no solid proof.

#CORRENT CORRECT ANDD CORRECT #havent gotten to the cat Addams bit yet but you're probably right too #still so upset hothc is going to ;eave