[thewitchofwonders]

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - plan039 on twitter)

[thedeliaishere]

dme/dma is just a "woke" way of asking someone what side of the universal conflict between good and evil they were born on.

[fishing-princess]

*gets out of a conversation with a coworker in which I smiled, laughed, or appeared as some approximation of an ordinary person with expressive emotions and such* No… I masked too well… I’m gonna get a bad grade in being kuudere..

[vitreousmage]

microdosing attraction to men by experiencing visions of the twelve disciples jerking off in a room together like the beatles

[vitreousmage]

i haven't been christian for almost a decade now but it's hard to figure out how to neatly put in a single box just how central religion and those stories were to my teenage years, isolated from any secular environment until i landed my first job. anyway, just thinking about in luke 9:18-20 when in a private moment of prayer jesus asked his closest friend "who do the crowds say i am?" then, after getting his answer, asked "who do you say i am?"

[vitreousmage]

considering getting real into emoting, expressing and otherwise exhibiting signs of human emotion, any tips for a beginner getting into the hobby are welcome and appreciated

[vitreousmage]

double digit drinks into the night mixing monster energy with whiskey as the clock approaches midnight while i teach my girlfriend how to play magic t gathering, living the painfully stereotypical t4t dream

[dickstolebyanalien]

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

[garbagedisp0sal]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

texting the mirrorgirl i haven't texted in a while and she responds immediately and is extremely jovial and friendly and great to talk to and when i leave the conversation i notice that i've gotten zero information out of her that wasn't a direct reflection of something i said.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[sloppjockey]

coilcoilcoil. gouache painting on paper, 3x3.75 inches. very limited hand-signed and numbered prints available on my site. original as well

[sailor-moon-rei]

by 虞花

art republished with artist’s permission // not allowed for AI training

[ephemeralwizard]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly