babybois

im here for the love, and for my beloved (finnish) stars i just like funky little dudes 🐢 main is @fumieee

[starscelly]

wet wet wet miro

(★)

[starrynet]

hockey players complimenting each other about looking huge/bulking up during the offseason feels similar to what it would sound like if bears could congratulate each other about preparing well for winter. like good job with the weight gain bro. that’ll increase your odds of survival for sure

[aquilotti]

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

[daily-nhl-polls]

I LIKE WHITE AWAY JERSEYS CAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD

This is such a hockey-flavored answer lmao. But also yes I completely see your vision

[tmobilepark]

ok. census time! because i feel like i have no idea what nhl/pwhl teams actually have a community with a presence on here. teams will be alphabetical by proper name across 4 polls. pleaseeeee don't vote in multiple polls!! i'm specifically trying to measure what people consider their "main" community on here (not necessarily the team you root for irl). you can pick one; i believe in you!! (click "show results" if you're curious about other polls)

no nuance. what side of hockey tumblr are you (mostly) on? (1/4)

avalanche

blackhawks

blue jackets

blues

bruins

canadiens

canucks

capitals

charge

detroit (pwhl)

devils

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Remaining time: 14 hours 58 minutes

[tmobilepark]

2/4

ducks

flames

fleet

flyers

frost

golden knights

goldeneyes

hamilton (pwhl)

hurricanes

islanders

jets

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Remaining time: 14 hours 59 minutes

[tmobilepark]

3/4

kings

kraken

las vegas (pwhl)

lightning

mammoth

maple leafs

oilers

panthers

penguins

predators

rangers

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Remaining time: 15 hours

[tmobilepark]

4/4

red wings

sabres

san jose (pwhl)

senators

sceptres

sharks

sirens

stars

torrent

victoire

wild

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Remaining time: 15 hours 1 minute

​ok done. yay! if you reblog this long ass post i will owe you my life

[lowrylesbian]

i know emma maltais’ pinterest boards go crazy like

[seventhrounder]

Heiskanen visiting Posse, a Finnish Friday night live show, and playing a game where they had to chug five glasses of sour milk and flip a spoon into them after drinking | 3 september 2021

[pumpkinrootbeer]

Mikko Nova moment

[starscelly]

my miro giggling video but its the exact same thing but i added like 20 more seconds of just giggling onto the end of it. enjoy?

[mateymedialunas]

i think one of my favourite things about watching sports (beyond the sport itself) is the magical thinking, the way every spectator feels responsible for the success of the team. the people who are physically there need to sing and scream as loud as possible but then everyone at home has their little rituals. who's to say if the goal we scored was because the players know how to play or because i refused to go to the bathroom, this friend of a friend in rio sat down to watch the game for the first time in his life, these dudes in lanús lit a candle, my cat walked into the room, this woman in caballito did an intention ritual to cure the evil eye, my coworkers in núñez switched seats, a friend froze their goalie. i mean clearly the first option but i think it's (1) hilarious that this kind of magical thinking seems to be largely unavoidable (2) a lot of fun. we're all doing our part ❤️

[femtocloaca]

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

thanks siobhan nolan for this beautiful imagery

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

[emi--rose]

THAT IS HOW THEY GET KILLED BLOCKING SHOTS ALSO THEY ARE HOT IN ARMOR BECAUSE ARMOR. CMON NOW.

C'mon.

[purecommemasolitude]

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

[ryan-nugenthopkins]

Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance.

x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x

[lightfe11ow]

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade