Through the Devil's Eyes

Dave. 24. Chicago suburbs. Writer. Video Games. Reading. Metal. Scifi and fantasy.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I can’t believe there are people who have read Lord of the Rings and still don’t understand that the dwarves hired the Balrog to live in Moria to disrupt mining production as a way to artificially inflate the price of Mithril.

[beautyagegoodnesssize-deactivat]

It’s about time someone exposed the corruption of Big Mithril. This is why I only buy lab-created Mithril.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[validnoodle]

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

[dojacat]

[artemisdee]

me lying 2 myself

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]

[punkularity-deactivated20220106]

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]

[cwunch]

[moosefeels]

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]

[hadesgamma]

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[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[xeongole-deactivated20181123]

Khemmis Album Art Done By  Sam Turner

[edda-for-dummies]

Year 1945

some idiot nazi: Odin gives victories to the honourable and the righteous!!!!!! brave deeds please him!!!

Odin:

[jokerlives]

“In the coldest regions of space, the monstrous entities Ogdru Jahad - the Seven Gods of Chaos - slumber in their crystal prison, waiting to reclaim Earth… and burn the heavens.”

-De Vermis Mysteriis, pag. 87

[ilovewhiterussian]

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

the translation does nothing to explain this

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

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