[bandizoi]

Insert pumpkin in dragon mouth for optimum experience

[b0is]

petition to adopt this new set of emojis

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone pointed at me and said, “This bitch empty,” and started debating on whether or not I had a soul.

[tackyblowfish]

in this world it’s yeet or get yeeted

[kristenparker]

You are what you yeet

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

[jacenyra]

inspiration for autumn

[its-a-little-too-late]

RIP Vine January 24, 2013 - January 17, 2017 x x

[e-rock-the-world]

This is officially one of my favorite Vine comps ever

[cryptocase]

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Phase 2: country roads

[mehsoulcrushing-blog]

[wwwdotugh]

still one of my top faves

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

When it’s August so ya gotta act normal but you’re way too stoked for Halloween already

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

I’m pretty sure my soul was just damned to hell I laughed so hard at this I started crying

[deactivated-blog]

here i come!!!!!! 

shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

shlap shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

[incidentalcomics]

Night Song

Poster Shop | Patreon | THE SHAPE OF IDEAS

[gaycism]

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

[hauntedmasc]

Fave video on the internet

[berrystumpytail]

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

[piruvieteri]

and if they are real you can fuck them.

[berrystumpytail]

This guy gets it!

[mattydontstart]

[hurleyquinnzel]

The entirety of I Don’t Dance from High School Musical 2 is literally about Chad denying that he’s gay because he’s an athlete (also dancing is stereotypically “gay” activity while sports (like baseball and basketball) are typically hyper masculine and therefore hetero) and Ryan trying to prove to him that that doesn’t matter like c'mon guys Ryan goes “you’ll never know if you never try” and Chad says “but there’s just one little thing that stops me every time” thay one little thing is his fear of coming out because he’s an athlete and he’s scared of how his teammates and so on will react because athletes just can’t be gay, right? like it’s so significant that they were playing baseball specifically because “pitching” and “catching” are euphemisms for “topping” and “bottoming” and I probably don’t even have the explain the context of “swinging” (ie. towards men or towards women) also in the scene right before the song actually starts they do that thing with the bat where the put their hands on top of one anothers to see who will bat first. Like guys cmon, a baseball bat is such a phallic symbol (hand jobs my dudes). and literally while chad is swearing up and down that he doens’t dance he eventually starts to dance anyway, which symbolizes him starting to accept himself whilst still being a little wary to really come out? then they even go as far as to switch clothes afterward and are damn near sitting in eachother’s laps with taylor, chad’s “girlfriend,” just kind of awkwardly standing beside them it is so painfully obvious that chad and ryan were supposed to be gay but the writers couldn’t make it truly canon because this was Disney in 2007 so they set ryan up with kelsi even though kelsi was clearly a lesbian and had a crush on sharpay but Chad and Ryan definetely got married after college and adopted a bunch of kids and if anyone disagrees with me on this they’re welcome to take it up with my lawyer

[maatangi]

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

[la-laborista-republiko]

[oli-the-reaper]

[jesternoise]