Serpent

[dehalogenase]

Nick Mullen - the sugar ray aftermath parts 1 and 2

“We love you nick!”

“Why?”

[kristenparker]

TikTok - Make Your Day

[mousidy]

I hate the "early-transition trans women are always wearing amazon basics skirts" stereotype so much lol

[mousidy]

-she shops online instead of going to real stores, lol what a neet basement dweller

-she buys from amazon, she both has no sense of personal style and is an unethical consumer giving money to bezos

-she is sticking to basic, stock standard, stereotypical presentation of femininity, lol isn't it funny that she's taking careful baby steps and doesn't feel comfortable branching out?

[mousidy]

it's the amazon that really does it in for me. when cis women wear basic clothing it's the "clean girl" aesthetic, when trans women do it it's shallow, consumerist, mass-produced, "basic" in all the wrong ways. "clean girls" don't get made fun of for having walmart-ass wardrobes do they?

[mousidy]

a cis woman's choices about her wardrobe are always conscious, intentional, well-considered. a trans woman's are unthinking, dumb, she just grabs the first thing she sees

[moldavite]

34 is freezing cold what

don't be american on my blog. it's too warm for anyone to be american right now

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[ozempicofficial]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

corn pop was a bad dude

[kristenparker]

Where’s corn pop!?

[kristenparker]

racists light yourselfs on fire challenge

Ooooo only if you promise to make a s’more on me!

[kristenparker]

kill yo self

40 Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches please

[kristenparker]

racist fuck

Charlestown racism slots

[kristenparker]

kill yourself

I want a cupcake and a candybar

[kristenparker]

Genuinely what is "you're Chinese" supposed to mean as a retort in that conversation?

I’ll be your Shanghai knight baby

[kristenparker]

Theyfab

I stay fab

[kristenparker]

The only retarded one here is you, cracker. Die

Hey it’s me Bill Retard! I’m eating fries in the studio with my friend Bill Deblazio

[kristenparker]

are you secretly Nick Mullen? if so this is perhaps your funniest bit yet. if you're being unironic tho then what the hell is the matter with you. and yes i'm gay and Chinese and my girlpenis is small & limp. and Adam Friedland is my boyfriend we're actually in a polycule with you infact. also if you *are* secretly Nick Mullen then it is REALLY funny that you got called a "theyfab" lmao. if yu're anyone else tho, then what you're doing is hurtful and mean-spirited. okay bbjirl

Why are the only options that I’m my best friend Nick Mullen in disguise or that I actually mean all the weird shit I’ve been posting? you’re straight I’m gay. Fava beans

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[canomacabre]

@canomacabre 🩶