Planet Express

27. gay boi. Übung macht den Meister. *wink* Don’t go into my likes unless you want to see some gay porn. Lol.

[the-big-mood]

[animusrox]

[the-big-mood]

[flipocrite]

“In response to shifting trends in consumer preference…”

More evidence that the only “consumers” they care about are not their customers, but their investors.

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[hotvampireadjacent]

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[myspace]

[dogpuppy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mousegirlheart]

how am i feeling today? im glad you asked.

[karis-the-feral-sideblog]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[weirdness-is-good]

[marlinspirkhall]

Reblog to kill a British person instantly

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[the-real-seebs]

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"

[ruinedchildhood]

What century were you born in?

1900s

2000s

Voting ended onJan 22

[theonion]

In an abrupt termination that surprised many White House observers and raised questions about the fate of her remaining staff, first lady Melania Trump reportedly cast longtime aide Heather Schofield into the Well of Gloom on Thursday.

Shortly after midnight, the 55-year-old Trump was seen upon the blasted, confounding landscape of the Glade of Sorrow, where Schofield, her advisor since 2017, groveled on her hands and knees in the mud, grasping at the hem of her employer’s dark cloak. When a flash of lightning illuminated an ancient cobblestone well that had not been there moments before, the aide is said to have pleaded for compassion, to which Trump replied: “Do not beg for mercy, Heather. There is no such thing on this plane of existence.”

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[fae-coterie-deactivated20240602]

I hope you get what you want in life ✨️