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fishstarrz

Tsuki chan in her grub phase 🦭🐛

francepain

Went back to the BIG robot for a while.

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FINISHED RESULTS :

10 Beadbots are ready for a Death battle!!!

francepain

Another killer robot is roaming the city.

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ailithnight

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

bransonreese

creating comics

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roborosewater-masters

Lesbian Ice Submission by WillWeaverRVA

number-1-rted-salesman1997

My offering to pride month is evil gay guinea pigs

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

It's a good sweater

jauntylittlefrillyboy

I'm putting this here bc I feel like it's information everyone needs. You can find it here.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I don't knit but that's hilarious because this looks like such a complicated pattern for a beginner

disaster-possum

Oh it is. There's at least three different styles of cabling. And more advanced cabling at that. That sweater would take me like a year to finish.

crossedwithblue

All the cabling is done the same way. You just need to read your knitting and keep track of which row you're on

itspronouncedtessa

No, but for real. Knitting is just loops. Cables? Spicy loops. Lace? Spicy loops. Color work? Multicolored spicy loops.

There are no levels in knitting, there are no exams to pass or goals to achieve before you can continue.

The Handsome Chris is a perfect beginner project. It's all one color, it's knit flat, you get to learn lots of new techniques all at once, but most of all it's engaging and you're working towards a goal you really like.

I would have impaled myself on my needles if I'd been forced to complete a Sophie scarf before I got to advance to something more "challenging" like a washcloth, or God forbid a ribbed hat.

My very first project was a self-drafted 11-strand intarsia double sided cable scarf, because I didn't know I wasn't allowed and that was what I wanted to make.

This attitude of mystifying certain fabrics as advanced really twists my stitches. I cannot do simple stockinette colorwork to save my life, but I can 3-color brioche without looking.

There are no levels in knitting.

Make that fucking Handsome Chris if you want to, it's a great sweater. Or start with the Sophie scarf if that's more your vibe. But don't ever think that knitting is hard.

derinthescarletpescatarian

You sound like me telling a beginner crocheter "nah the alligator stitch is easy for a beginner, it's all just double crochets!" (a real thing I have said to people picking up a crochet hook for the first time). I'm not saying you can't start with a complicated stitch I'm saying it's very funny when people do.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I mean. knitting and crochet both just build onto very basic stitches#once you know the basics it’s short work to do those ‘harder’ stitches#you just gotta practice them!

"Once you know the basics" is my point. Beginners do not know the basics. I am a beginner knitter and let me tell you we're doing shit like "trying to remember how to cast on", "not dropping too many stitches and going on without noticing if you can help it", "trying to figure out how to keep consistent tension so the width of the project doesn't keep changing", and "trying to remember the difference between a knit and a purl because at least a quarter of these stitches are definitely backwards".

jmtorres

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sceptixfakemon

leather knight available as prints here and here!!

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.