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me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep
me: wakes up exhausted
me: ok first of all
“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
Me logging on to make bad posts
“Och vad jag bryr mig om nu är att se din blick så sårad när alla löften klingar falskt nästa gång du lovar någon allt”
— håkan hellström (via fridamlarssonn)
this hit home
my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet
“Street cat in Istanbul“
(Source)
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
EVERY MORNING.
wait
wait
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
I remember when my dad had a conversation with me
because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)
and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”
and I said “why not?”
“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”
“oh. hitler.”
“exactly”
RE FUCKING TWEET
Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
Holy shit this may actually work
cowboy love story
this town……….is big enough for the two of us
when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once