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zenyattasperceptrons

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

vampiresarmand

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

gunsandfireandshit

Me logging on to make bad posts

veryfunnymemes

vivalasushi

“Och vad jag bryr mig om nu är att se din blick så sårad när alla löften klingar falskt nästa gång du lovar någon allt”

— håkan hellström (via fridamlarssonn)

toastbutteregg

this hit home

frogmunist-deactivated20190724

my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

frogmunist-deactivated20190724

everythingfox

“Street cat in Istanbul“

(Source)

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

choppedandfoodnetwork

gringoslur

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

humorstar

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

100493503004422

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated

You do that every morning???

jolivet-deactivated20190306

EVERY MORNING.

youblowuponesun

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

jolivet-deactivated20190306

no son

you-are-talking-about-this-deac

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

sleepybiflinge

*whispers* Not even Russia

bemusedlybespectacled

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”