the rock i'm under

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Zelda: Do you believe in ghosts, Mary?

Mary: I do! But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves, you know?

Zelda: Okay.

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Sabrina: So what you're telling me is that we've got 400 ghosts?!

Hilda: That's too many ghosts..

Lilith: We cannot fight them all!

Zelda: We're not going to fight them, Lilith.

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Young Sabrina: I went for a walk with Ambrose today, and we saw our neighbor digging a big hole. But I don't know what for-

Zelda: Don't ever approach a man digging a big hole. It's not your place to ask questions. Because if he is willing to dig a big hole, he is willing to dig a small one.

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so bored at work im writing my fic.... so technically im getting paid to write. So my degree isnt completely wasted right???

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Just posted the 3rd chapter of this nonsense.

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Did I make this blog for the specific purpose of posting crack ideas and posting possible fics? I damn diddily did.

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Faustus: Come along, Ambrose, and I’ll show you how power can give you your pick of the fairer sex.

Zelda: *not looking up from her paper* Your wife calls me ‘daddy’, but you two kids have fun.

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@mambospellman Tags: i nearly spit out my tea

^^^ this was my only goal in this

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Faustus: Come along, Ambrose, and I'll show you how power can give you your pick of the fairer sex.

Zelda: *not looking up from her paper* Your wife calls me 'daddy', but you two kids have fun.