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syriofwolves-deactivated2013042

Spell to not give a shit:

Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say:

“I do not give a shit.

You can’t make me give a shit.

My last fuck has flown.”

And blow out the candle, symbolizing you blowing out the shit you were supposed to give.

foreignforgis

I love This spell with all my heart.

nevergenders

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

roboco-san

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

#languages

bileshroom

i dont remember much abt my naruto phase but i liked that one dude who looked like this

abbelbabbel

thats finn adventuretime

kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

sodomymcscurvylegs

What’s the greatest gaming evil: forced escort missions, timed missions, or forced stealth sections in non-stealth games?

#Timed missions #Stress me out #Escort ones are just boring

yuzuwuw-deactivated20210226

Today will be a national holiday called I just miss Javi day

kingquadandco

they go so hard for each other 😭

#;;;___;;;#Yuzuru Hanyu #Javier Fernandez #Brian Orser

goddessvicky

A+ can confirm

#awesome #Pff #Toto

femaleshits

mzhyde1

After December 17

delusion-of-negation

Results so far

jujuoh

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

did-you-know

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source