have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
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have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.
this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure
Of course it will, should it leave your finger~
my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week
you were really cute as a newt. . .
the princess population is dying. princesses are almost extinct
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
Peter Falk / Columbo
Art by Peter Falk
that one bit of art nomura drew of aya with a gun and her boobs out covered by a cool jacket is maybe the effortlessly hottest thing that's ever come out of the entirety of square enix's lineage.
images that give me a heart attack
these ones where she's almost showing pits are good too. like christ nomura how did you draw something so dyke-y.
starting a collection
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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote
fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]
the chat: FRY šššš [pog] ššš heās back š[pog]š[pog]š WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT šššššššš mad lad š how was ur day fry šš FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR ššš am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] š OH NO HEāS UGLY šššš [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]
op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks
he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. letās get some natural consequences in here.
give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.
while weāre at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.
ābits to use in everyday conversationsā
I am so utterly fascinated by āSakiā, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decadesā worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from āthe fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheekā to āthe pussy is completely out on center pageā over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Like this, mostly.
The boobs thing is arguably even funnier
I have an important update to this saga:
In chapter 299, the main character unleashes a special attack (???), and immediately after, her boobs DEFLATE BACK DOWN TO A REASONABLE SIZE
And then later in the match, she has to use another special move
And now she's completely flat-chested
In Saki, magical mahjongg power is literally stored in the boobs, which in my opinion is the best possible explanation for all this.
dark samus is more taller than samus
(let's decide like men do you like big girls or short girls?)
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Kinda just realised that Samus was rescued by the Chozo when she was like three, or a little older than that, there's no chance her first language is still English or any other human language.
Any word in English that wouldn't be known to a three year old (and many that would be known to a three year old as well, as she'd just forget from years of disuse), she'd have to learn as an adult just before or after leaving Zebes.
Obviously, she's very smart, so grammer wouldn't be a problem for her, but it'd make sense she speaks very stiff and formal, maybe with issues of pronounciation if she'd only ever seen a word written but never heard it.
Inevitably she'd have to learn to write, or at least type, in English, but it's probably a chore for her. If she keeps a journal, she probably writes in Chozo
Higgs: Hey, stranger! Long time, no see!
Samus' internal monologue: I'm glad to see Anthony again, but wait, what does 'stranger' mean, again? Thing that makes another thing strange? No, hang on, he means 'outsider', 'unknown person'. He's joking, obviously.
Samus: It is good to see you, Anthony.
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