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Could you imagine living in the same medieval peasant village as Joan of Arc just before she did her whole thing, and you have her parents present you to her for marriage, and then she not only says "No", she later then goes off to *fight the English Army*? Because apparently there was a guy her parents wanted her to get engaged with before she decided on her mission, quest, thing.

I am *not* suggesting her decision to dress as a man and head off to meet the king and lead his armies to drive out the invader as God wills it was just to escape a boy. What he was like as a person probably had nothing to do with it. What I'm suggesting is that that's what *that boy* must've thought happened. And my heart aches for him.

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Why is this medical manga full of hotties?

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Where's the medieval fantasy that isn't either "historically-accurate" homophobia or modern progressive acceptance? Like, a peasant couple tells their daughter "Sweetie, it's nice that you and that Alice fancy eachother, but if you marry, you *are* going to help your sister with her children."

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So, there's a drink that is called coffee. And the building you go to buy it is called a cafe. To me that's poor worldbuilding.

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a Samus who sits like this sometimes🐦🪑

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This is just how you have to smooch most people when you're 6'3"

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"Samus Aran, your mission, if you take it, is to land on the beach and deploy this sunblock on the back of a cute babe", she mutters to herself while jumping over pools of acid and shooting at dog-sized bugs.

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Kinda just realised that Samus was rescued by the Chozo when she was like three, or a little older than that, there's no chance her first language is still English or any other human language.

Any word in English that wouldn't be known to a three year old (and many that would be known to a three year old as well, as she'd just forget from years of disuse), she'd have to learn as an adult just before or after leaving Zebes.

Obviously, she's very smart, so grammer wouldn't be a problem for her, but it'd make sense she speaks very stiff and formal, maybe with issues of pronounciation if she'd only ever seen a word written but never heard it.

Inevitably she'd have to learn to write, or at least type, in English, but it's probably a chore for her. If she keeps a journal, she probably writes in Chozo

Higgs: Hey, stranger! Long time, no see!

Samus' internal monologue: I'm glad to see Anthony again, but wait, what does 'stranger' mean, again? Thing that makes another thing strange? No, hang on, he means 'outsider', 'unknown person'. He's joking, obviously.

Samus: It is good to see you, Anthony.

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Handler is captured by their old "hound" now working for the rebels, they're being held in the mech's hands, and the handler, refusing to be captured, yells the pilots old kill command. It almost works, the pilot's mind flushes with the idea of crushing them into paste. Then they take a breath, and say to to the handler "You don't control anybody's life now. Not even your own."

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What is it with giant green space hands?

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When the guy who betrayed you and stole everything you owned shows up to your island selling fake art.

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all of us right now

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Anyway I hope you’re looking forward to my rewrite of IT Chapter Two where It is dead from the beginning and the Losers return to Derry to spend the entire day pelting that gang of homophobes with dildos.