I love disgusting little creatures

[vix-the-labrat]

Hi, my name is Vix. I’m an amalgamation made by @drorlan and im also his assistant

i have internet access/a phone because im such a good assistant and never do anything wrong heh

pronouns are important i guess

It/he/bug/worm

i realllly like disgusting little creatures that aren’t mutations made by a certain scientist feel free to show me your bugs/pets that are seen as gross

oh right i am like 16 or 17 this year uhm

i do see the old man(who ig im supposed to call boss but nah) as a father so before anyone sends any weird asks!!

Tags:

vixsybau : solo posts(probably me talking about bugs)

sammy!!! : the doctor:D

Peeking into the lab : asks

(ooc things: Hi, im the one running this account, im a newly formed alter in a system, and I’m a MINOR!! As is Vix, as is the creator of the other account.)

[drorlan]

pretty gay ngl…..,,……

i bet you would like to have a bf that let you experiment on him

freak

terrifying notification. also no i would never do that to my partner... experiments become like my children. they're my creations, of course. though maybe if he supported my ideas.....^^

[vix-the-labrat]

gay gay homosexual gay

[vix-the-labrat]

LOOK THE BABIESSS

SO SMART

SAM GET VENUS FLYTRAPS IT’S MUST SEE THE BUGS AND VERTEBRAE EVADE THEM

@drorlan

[drorlan]

uhhh i'll think about it. they seem easy enough to care for. just don't steal testing bugs to feed it...

[vix-the-labrat]

I LOVE YOU

[vix-the-labrat]

LOOK THE BABIESSS

SO SMART

SAM GET VENUS FLYTRAPS IT’S MUST SEE THE BUGS AND VERTEBRAE EVADE THEM

@drorlan

[vix-the-labrat]

i am so good at drawing(self portrait)

[vix-the-labrat]

oh okay gods forbid someone enjoy nostalgia

woulda thought mr ‘I’m going to be able to see time’ would understand that

@drorlan (Ooc:New post bcs i feel so bad for the og poster oml)

[drorlan]

nostalgia at your young age? you wouldn't even be out of highschool (if i put you in one)

[vix-the-labrat]

but i would be leavinf highschool in like a year though if im right and i am 17??

I forgot how old i am again??

[drorlan]

uhm. if im looking at your papers right you're about to turn 17. in, like, a month. HA. imagine not being out of college. HAHA.

[vix-the-labrat]

i feel like you’re a dropout from college and you just did research from books and stuff to learn more

[drorlan]

i have all my college papers hanging in my bedroom... you should really leave your own space more.. i can't say touch grass cause yeah. but still, my house is okay-ish if you don't stay in one place too long.

[vix-the-labrat]

Why in all things unholy would I be in your room ever

also i do actually go for walks around the lab sometimes at night/early mornings

I like messing with the living experiments

especially when you’re working with bugs

wait im not supposed to mess with the other experiments uhm

[drorlan]

my room is incredible thank you VERY much. also stop touching my other experiments it makes it harder to document the results. and you take the bugs everywhere...

[vix-the-labrat]

Oh okay so you can have such a hyperfixation(cough and a god complex) that you lose an eye but I cant have a special interest thats harmless

[vix-the-labrat]

oh okay gods forbid someone enjoy nostalgia

woulda thought mr ‘I’m going to be able to see time’ would understand that

@drorlan (Ooc:New post bcs i feel so bad for the og poster oml)

[drorlan]

nostalgia at your young age? you wouldn't even be out of highschool (if i put you in one)

[vix-the-labrat]

but i would be leavinf highschool in like a year though if im right and i am 17??

I forgot how old i am again??

[drorlan]

uhm. if im looking at your papers right you're about to turn 17. in, like, a month. HA. imagine not being out of college. HAHA.

[vix-the-labrat]

i feel like you’re a dropout from college and you just did research from books and stuff to learn more

[drorlan]

i have all my college papers hanging in my bedroom... you should really leave your own space more.. i can't say touch grass cause yeah. but still, my house is okay-ish if you don't stay in one place too long.

[vix-the-labrat]

Why in all things unholy would I be in your room ever

also i do actually go for walks around the lab sometimes at night/early mornings

I like messing with the living experiments

especially when you’re working with bugs

wait im not supposed to mess with the other experiments uhm

[vix-the-labrat]

oh okay gods forbid someone enjoy nostalgia

woulda thought mr ‘I’m going to be able to see time’ would understand that

@drorlan (Ooc:New post bcs i feel so bad for the og poster oml)

[drorlan]

nostalgia at your young age? you wouldn't even be out of highschool (if i put you in one)

[vix-the-labrat]

but i would be leavinf highschool in like a year though if im right and i am 17??

I forgot how old i am again??

[drorlan]

uhm. if im looking at your papers right you're about to turn 17. in, like, a month. HA. imagine not being out of college. HAHA.

[vix-the-labrat]

i feel like you’re a dropout from college and you just did research from books and stuff to learn more

[vix-the-labrat]

oh okay gods forbid someone enjoy nostalgia

woulda thought mr ‘I’m going to be able to see time’ would understand that

@drorlan (Ooc:New post bcs i feel so bad for the og poster oml)

[drorlan]

nostalgia at your young age? you wouldn't even be out of highschool (if i put you in one)

[vix-the-labrat]

but i would be leavinf highschool in like a year though if im right and i am 17??

I forgot how old i am again??

[vix-the-labrat]

oh okay gods forbid someone enjoy nostalgia

woulda thought mr ‘I’m going to be able to see time’ would understand that

@drorlan (Ooc:New post bcs i feel so bad for the og poster oml)

[dovewingkinnie]

I NEED TO CONDUCT THE EXPERIMENT ASAP!!! I CANT DELAY IT ANY MORE !!

[vix-the-labrat]

@drorlan

did you hack Bunnycats account i swear you say this type of bs on the daily and then I have to clean up the mess

[drorlan]

all of my experiments are very urgent, time may be plenty but it's ever so scarce when it comes to research! and i help you clean. usually.

[vix-the-labrat]

Isnt like the whole thing about science that it takes time??

like especially mutations?

i totally listen to your ramblings about your other experiments gulps

[drorlan]

yes, well. im a scientist with so many ideas on his mind. some things should get done faster than others, no? and anyways, you enjoy playing assistant with me.

[vix-the-labrat]

yeah yeah sure wtv you say dr.oral

[drorlan]

alright enough with the oral i haven't even gotten to mouth mutations on my list yet...

[vix-the-labrat]

maybe dont have a name that one could turn into oral by swapping two letters and removing one letter idk

[drorlan]

what if i called you an odd name? how would that make you feel? not very nice. and calling me sammy is bad enough if we're being honest. it makes me sound like a 1980s mascot for salt water taffy.

[vix-the-labrat]

sammy is a name given to you from my first time saying your name and you dare disgrace it…….

[dovewingkinnie]

I NEED TO CONDUCT THE EXPERIMENT ASAP!!! I CANT DELAY IT ANY MORE !!

[vix-the-labrat]

@drorlan

did you hack Bunnycats account i swear you say this type of bs on the daily and then I have to clean up the mess

[drorlan]

all of my experiments are very urgent, time may be plenty but it's ever so scarce when it comes to research! and i help you clean. usually.

[vix-the-labrat]

Isnt like the whole thing about science that it takes time??

like especially mutations?

i totally listen to your ramblings about your other experiments gulps

[drorlan]

yes, well. im a scientist with so many ideas on his mind. some things should get done faster than others, no? and anyways, you enjoy playing assistant with me.

[vix-the-labrat]

yeah yeah sure wtv you say dr.oral

[drorlan]

alright enough with the oral i haven't even gotten to mouth mutations on my list yet...

[vix-the-labrat]

maybe dont have a name that one could turn into oral by swapping two letters and removing one letter idk

[dovewingkinnie]

I NEED TO CONDUCT THE EXPERIMENT ASAP!!! I CANT DELAY IT ANY MORE !!

[vix-the-labrat]

@drorlan

did you hack Bunnycats account i swear you say this type of bs on the daily and then I have to clean up the mess

[drorlan]

all of my experiments are very urgent, time may be plenty but it's ever so scarce when it comes to research! and i help you clean. usually.

[vix-the-labrat]

Isnt like the whole thing about science that it takes time??

like especially mutations?

i totally listen to your ramblings about your other experiments gulps

[drorlan]

yes, well. im a scientist with so many ideas on his mind. some things should get done faster than others, no? and anyways, you enjoy playing assistant with me.

[vix-the-labrat]

yeah yeah sure wtv you say dr.oral

[dovewingkinnie]

I NEED TO CONDUCT THE EXPERIMENT ASAP!!! I CANT DELAY IT ANY MORE !!

[vix-the-labrat]

@drorlan

did you hack Bunnycats account i swear you say this type of bs on the daily and then I have to clean up the mess

[drorlan]

all of my experiments are very urgent, time may be plenty but it's ever so scarce when it comes to research! and i help you clean. usually.

[vix-the-labrat]

Isnt like the whole thing about science that it takes time??

like especially mutations?

i totally listen to your ramblings about your other experiments gulps

[dovewingkinnie]

I NEED TO CONDUCT THE EXPERIMENT ASAP!!! I CANT DELAY IT ANY MORE !!

[vix-the-labrat]

@drorlan

did you hack Bunnycats account i swear you say this type of bs on the daily and then I have to clean up the mess

[vix-the-labrat]

’get rid of this body’

‘wear a mask’

and THEN he gets MAD when i wear the mask with the :3 face on it

GOD FORBID a person have fun in this lab

[drorlan]

hellooo, im samuel orlan, the creator of many beautiful creatures and the future of science. you may call me dr. orlan or dr. samuel. don't call me sam. vix should call me boss, but you can never get it to do these things... oh! of course, my pride and joy, the most wonderful of my creations. vix, my most helpful assistant. heh... ASSistant. anyways, you'll find him at @vix-the-labrat. i only ask you to treat him with utmost respect, for his safety is a priority.

my pronouns are he/him, but really, i don't mind any labels. im a lot more open-eyed than i might look. wink wink. or... i guess, blink blink.

my interests are visible in my creations, and in myself. mutation is my passion. why have we been grown through evolution only to live such mundane lives? time is in the eye of the beholder, as i like to say.

really, age is unimportant when you can see time with your eyes. i mean, does it even matter if— yes, okay, im avoiding the question. im only 26. but, please trust that i am much more mature than i may appear now.

(ooc things: yes hello the creator and 'actor' of vix is a minor as am i. please respect this, i block freely)

SEE YOU SOON.

[vix-the-labrat]

‘ASSistant’

You are a grown ass man