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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

mortallycrispygardener

shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea

I'm sorry WHAT

smallerontheoutside

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

astropithecus

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

hellofahound

i actually don't think Stolas is falling out of love with Blitz or anything like that. i think he just looked sad then pissed because he's starting to realize he's going to HAVE to eventually tell Blitz about the trauma he's gone through. are you picking up what im putting down?

segamascott

annabelle--cane

I know litcrit isn't for everyone And That's Fine but god it makes me so frustrated when someone responds to a piece of analysis with "I don't like that and it makes me uncomfortable so therefore it's laughably wrong and you're crazyyyyy for saying it." the classic example of this is how straight people often respond to basic queer readings ("lmao they're literally just friends you're clearly a virgin loser who's never had normal friends before"), but I'm also thinking about how fan people on tumblr sometimes respond to analyses that imply unpleasant things about characters they like or vice versa ("that scene doesn't mean anything it was improv it was a mistake they kept it in by accident it's obviously irrelevant it's distasteful to acknowledge you're actually the weird one for bringing up something so fucked up"). in my ap lit class in high school we had a substitute come in on the day we were supposed to discuss seamus heaney's "blackberry-picking" and he got absolutely scandalized at a bunch of seventeen-year-olds telling him that this poem about picking blackberries had a lot of uneasy sexual subtext, he told us we had twisted dirty minds, then when our regular teacher came back the next day she said "yeah that's exactly what the poem's about."

snorlaxatives

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

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djjamesstockdale-deactivated201

sonuvablitz

All I could think of is something akin to this:

#I’m still convinced he means a llama

royalromper

blitz deciding he's going to be a soooo fucking nice and respectful now because he's gonna be a good fucking boyfriend, he's stepping up to be the man stolas deserves!!

and stolas is like "he hasn't slapped my ass or called me a filthy slut in weeks :( he hates me and thinks im ugly :("

blitzwhore

I was sad and then I imagined Stolitz getting married, and Stolas gets so overwhelmed with emotion he starts crying mid-ceremony. He grinds his beak with embarrassment, but Blitz smiles and cups his face, stroking his cheek, and Stolas nuzzles his palm and sniffles and smiles. And when Stolas blinks past his welling tears, he finds Blitz is silently crying too, but his smile is endlessly tender and his eyes never leave Stolas'.

And everyone is watching, and this is the part where they kiss; but instead they both chuckle wetly and press their foreheads together, leaning on each other for support as they cry, because neither of them dared to believe they would ever get to be this happy.

... And now I'm not so sad anymore